🚀 go-pugleaf

"Trevor Wilson" <trevor@rageaudio.com.au> wrote in message
news:4dU57.17505$Xr6.145119@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> I've noticed that the Devil has been posting significantly less material,
> recently and none at all today. Could it be that our own wordsmith, could,
> in reality, be Lord Jeffrey Archer? Jeffrey Archer, arguably the United
> Kingdom's greatest living author. I believe so. It seems likely that we
will
> not be hearing from The Devil for a few years (unless his cell has 'Net
> access, of course). Still and all, he may have more time to pen works as
> awesome as 'Not a Penny, More, Not a Penny Less'. Great modern literature.
>
> I, for one, will be sad to see such immense talent banged up, at Her
> Majesty's pleasure.

I for one am glad that justice has at last prevailed. Sympathy for a very
rich criminal is misplaced IMO. Do you sympathise with Chris Skase too?
Anyhow I am sure he will be able to write whilst in jail, and make money in
the process, unlike the other criminals.

> Sorry to see you go, Devil. You steer clear of those prostitutes, in
future.
> More sage advice, would to suggest that you steer clear of newspaper
> publishers, too. Those guys are more dangerous than The Mob.

It wasn't the prostitutes or the press that put him in jail, it was his use
of perjury to extract a huge sum of money by false pretences. I do hope he
is made to pay it back :-)

> Damn, he could have been PM.

Yeah, I suppose people who would vote for Maggie Thatcher would vote for
anybody. He already has the lying part mastered anyway! He did get away with
it for longer than many politicians.

Trevor.