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Michael J. Vandeman Trail Dec 10.
Author: Bill Weir
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2010 00:40
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Date 12/10/2010 Time 09:00 AM Dept. 111 Proceeding JURY TRIAL WILEY W. MANUEL COURTHOUSE
Re: Michael J. Vandeman Trial Dec 10.
Author: Bill Weir
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2010 00:41
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2010 00:41
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On Dec 9, 7:40 pm, Bill Weir <billwei...@gmail.com> wrote: > Date 12/10/2010 > > Time 09:00 AM > > Dept. 111 > > Proceeding JURY TRIAL > > WILEY W. MANUEL COURTHOUSE Oops, must have been a Freudian slip!!!
Re: Michael J. Vandeman Trial Dec 10.
Author: SMS
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2010 02:01
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On 12/9/2010 4:41 PM, Bill Weir wrote: > On Dec 9, 7:40 pm, Bill Weir<billwei...@gmail.com> wrote: >> Date 12/10/2010 >> >> Time 09:00 AM >> >> Dept. 111 >> >> Proceeding JURY TRIAL >> >> WILEY W. MANUEL COURTHOUSE > > Oops, must have been a Freudian slip!!! Is anyone here going? It's such a hassle to go to that courthouse from the south bay area.
Re: Michael J. Vandeman Trial Dec 10.
Author: Tºm Shermªn
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2010 03:13
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On 12/9/2010 6:41 PM, Bill Weir wrote: > On Dec 9, 7:40 pm, Bill Weir<billwei...@gmail.com> wrote: >> Date 12/10/2010 >> >> Time 09:00 AM >> >> Dept. 111 >> >> Proceeding JURY TRIAL >> >> WILEY W. MANUEL COURTHOUSE > > Oops, must have been a Freudian slip!!! A mountain bike trail should be named after Mikey V., just to annoy him. -- T�m Sherm�n - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.
Re: Michael J. Vandeman Trial Dec 10.
Author: Opus
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 01:41
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 01:41
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On Dec 9, 6:41 pm, Bill Weir <billwei...@gmail.com> wrote: > On Dec 9, 7:40 pm, Bill Weir <billwei...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > Date 12/10/2010 > > > Time 09:00 AM > > > Dept. 111 > > > Proceeding JURY TRIAL > > > WILEY W. MANUEL COURTHOUSE > > Oops, must have been a Freudian slip!!! I've been waiting with bated breath for some news, the web site devoted to the event hasn't been updated since the arraignment. What happened? Were his published writings (Usenet postings) allowed to demonstrate pre-meditation? Did he plead insanity?
Re: Michael J. Vandeman Trial Dec 10.
Author: SMS
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 02:24
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On 12/11/2010 5:41 PM, Opus wrote: > On Dec 9, 6:41 pm, Bill Weir<billwei...@gmail.com> wrote: >> On Dec 9, 7:40 pm, Bill Weir<billwei...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >>> Date 12/10/2010 >> >>> Time 09:00 AM >> >>> Dept. 111 >> >>> Proceeding JURY TRIAL >> >>> WILEY W. MANUEL COURTHOUSE >> >> Oops, must have been a Freudian slip!!! > > I've been waiting with bated breath for some news, the web site > devoted to the event hasn't been updated since the arraignment. What > happened? Were his published writings (Usenet postings) allowed to > demonstrate pre-meditation? Did he plead insanity? I checked <http://www.acgov.org/sheriff_app/docket/docketSearch.do> for docket 562037 at the WILEY W. MANUEL COURTHOUSE, and it says that the trial continues on Tuesday December 14th at 9:00 a.m.. Based on my experience in being called for jury duty for criminal trials it can take two days just to seat a jury.
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:08
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 16:08
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"Opus" <opusthepoet@gmail.com> wrote in message news:b9a7259b-2d9f-4bdc-a12b-f004bf3549c3@v17g2000vbo.googlegroups.com... On Dec 9, 6:41 pm, Bill Weir <billwei...@gmail.com> wrote: > On Dec 9, 7:40 pm, Bill Weir <billwei...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > Date 12/10/2010 > > > Time 09:00 AM > > > Dept. 111 > > > Proceeding JURY TRIAL > > > WILEY W. MANUEL COURTHOUSE > > Oops, must have been a Freudian slip!!! >>> I've been waiting with bated breath for some news, the web site devoted to the event hasn't been updated since the arraignment. What happened? Were his published writings (Usenet postings) allowed to demonstrate pre-meditation? Did he plead insanity? Published writings? All Mr. Vandeman and I do on Usenet is kick dumb ass like yours. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Jeff Strickland
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 19:06
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 19:06
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message news:1e9dd$4d04f327$d8106f5c$28038@KNOLOGY.NET... > "Opus" <opusthepoet@gmail.com> wrote in message > news:b9a7259b-2d9f-4bdc-a12b-f004bf3549c3@v17g2000vbo.googlegroups.com... > On Dec 9, 6:41 pm, Bill Weir <billwei...@gmail.com> wrote: >> On Dec 9, 7:40 pm, Bill Weir <billwei...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >> > Date 12/10/2010 >> >> > Time 09:00 AM >> >> > Dept. 111 >> >> > Proceeding JURY TRIAL >> >> > WILEY W. MANUEL COURTHOUSE >> >> Oops, must have been a Freudian slip!!! > >>>> I've been waiting with bated breath for some news, the web site > devoted to the event hasn't been updated since the arraignment. What > happened? Were his published writings (Usenet postings) allowed to > demonstrate pre-meditation? Did he plead insanity? > > Published writings? All Mr. Vandeman and I do on Usenet is kick dumb ass > like yours. > Technically -- and I know that technicalities, like REALITY, are lost on you and Vandeman -- all you do is demonstrate that you are a dumb ass. You do very little, if any, kicking. Technically.
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 20:29
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2010 20:29
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"Jeff Strickland" <crwlrjeff@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:ie36gk$j2n$1@news.eternal-september.org... > > "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message [...] >> Published writings? All Mr. Vandeman and I do on Usenet is kick dumb ass >> like yours. > > Technically -- and I know that technicalities, like REALITY, are lost on > you and Vandeman -- all you do is demonstrate that you are a dumb ass. You > do very little, if any, kicking. Technically. Mountain bikers no longer dominate these newsgroups. Why do you suppose that is? Mr. Vandeman and I tell the truth about mountain bikers, something they have never experienced before. We are not crazy about those who drive their jeeps off road either. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Jeff Strickland
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:41
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message news:dbfe7$4d052f9c$d8106f5c$25827@KNOLOGY.NET... > "Jeff Strickland" <crwlrjeff@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:ie36gk$j2n$1@news.eternal-september.org... >> >> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message > [...] >>> Published writings? All Mr. Vandeman and I do on Usenet is kick dumb ass >>> like yours. >> >> Technically -- and I know that technicalities, like REALITY, are lost on >> you and Vandeman -- all you do is demonstrate that you are a dumb ass. >> You do very little, if any, kicking. Technically. > > Mountain bikers no longer dominate these newsgroups. Why do you suppose > that is? > > Mr. Vandeman and I tell the truth about mountain bikers, something they > have never experienced before. We are not crazy about those who drive > their jeeps off road either. > Michael J. Vandeman is a lying sack of shit facing an assault with a deadly weapon charge, you're just a loser for following him around.
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 02:11
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 02:11
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"Jeff Strickland" <crwlrjeff@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:ie3tjq$ksn$1@news.eternal-september.org... > > "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message > news:dbfe7$4d052f9c$d8106f5c$25827@KNOLOGY.NET... >> "Jeff Strickland" <crwlrjeff@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> news:ie36gk$j2n$1@news.eternal-september.org... >>> >>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message >> [...] >>>> Published writings? All Mr. Vandeman and I do on Usenet is kick dumb >>>> ass like yours. >>> >>> Technically -- and I know that technicalities, like REALITY, are lost on >>> you and Vandeman -- all you do is demonstrate that you are a dumb ass. >>> You do very little, if any, kicking. Technically. >> >> Mountain bikers no longer dominate these newsgroups. Why do you suppose >> that is? >> >> Mr. Vandeman and I tell the truth about mountain bikers, something they >> have never experienced before. We are not crazy about those who drive >> their jeeps off road either. > > Michael J. Vandeman is a lying sack of shit facing an assault with a > deadly weapon charge, you're just a loser for following him around. What deadly weapon? He had maybe a bazooka to blow away the mountain biker scum? You are all mixed up. The lying sacks of shit are the mountain bikers and you are closely related to them since you seem to want to defend them. By the way, I am too lazy to ever follow anyone around. My Greatness consists in My Aloneness. I am a lone eagle and I only commune with other lone eagles. That lets you out! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Tºm Shermªn
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 02:53
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On 12/12/2010 8:11 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: > [...] > By the way, I am too lazy to ever follow anyone around. My Greatness > consists in My Aloneness. I am a lone eagle and I only commune with other > lone eagles. That lets you out! Ed, Some help in your ornithological identification: <http://www.desertusa.com/magdec97/dec_pap/turkey2.jpg>. -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 03:53
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"T�m Sherm�nT �_�" <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in message news:ie41rh$og$1@news.eternal-september.org... > On 12/12/2010 8:11 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: >> [...] >> By the way, I am too lazy to ever follow anyone around. My Greatness >> consists in My Aloneness. I am a lone eagle and I only commune with other >> lone eagles. That lets you out! > > Ed, > > Some help in your ornithological identification: > <http://www.desertusa.com/magdec97/dec_pap/turkey2.jpg>. Turkey vultures are also noble birds except for their eating habits. In fact, when you see them soaring about they closely resemble eagles. Most folks can't tell them apart unless they get up close. Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly bear! I told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout suite! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Re: Michael J. Vandeman Trail Dec 10.
Author: Burr
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 04:42
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 04:42
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Would someone post what happened, I missed it somehow. Burr
Bears
Author: Tºm Shermªn
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 12:45
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On 12/12/2010 9:53 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: > [...] > Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them > that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly bear! I > told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout > suite! No need to out run the bear, just the slowest person. ;) -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.
Re: Michael J. Vandeman Trail Dec 10.
Author: Tºm Shermªn
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 12:47
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On 12/12/2010 10:42 PM, Burr wrote: > Would someone post what happened, I missed it somehow. > > Burr Mikey V. is charged with assaulting a mountain biker with a HANDSAW. Why he had a HANDSAW with him is a question we hope the trial will answer. -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.
Re: Michael J. Vandeman Trail Dec 10.
Author: Burr
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 13:12
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"T�m Sherm�nT �_�" <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in message news:ie54m1$37l$2@news.eternal-september.org... > On 12/12/2010 10:42 PM, Burr wrote: >> Would someone post what happened, I missed it somehow. >> >> Burr > > Mikey V. is charged with assaulting a mountain biker with a HANDSAW. Why > he had a HANDSAW with him is a question we hope the trial will answer. > > -- > T�m Sherm�n - 42.435731,-83.985007 > I am a vehicular cyclist. Handsaw, damn he is a nut. Hatches work better and faster! Burr Schwinn GS721840 I have up graded this bike and use it for my city bike. Top ring is 48 teeth, 21 speed This old bike is great for just what I use it for.
Re: Michael J. Vandeman Trail Dec 10.
Author: Wayne
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 16:31
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"Burr" <pitzpho@iwvisp.com> wrote in message news:PPqdnYuQk8oxhpvQnZ2dnUVZ_o6dnZ2d@iwvisp.com... > > "T�m Sherm�nT �_�" <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in > message news:ie54m1$37l$2@news.eternal-september.org... >> On 12/12/2010 10:42 PM, Burr wrote: >>> Would someone post what happened, I missed it somehow. >>> >>> Burr >> >> Mikey V. is charged with assaulting a mountain biker with a HANDSAW. Why >> he had a HANDSAW with him is a question we hope the trial will answer. >> >> -- >> T�m Sherm�n - 42.435731,-83.985007 >> I am a vehicular cyclist. > > Handsaw, damn he is a nut. Hatches work better and faster! > Catch them going downhill fast an use a 12 ga when they get some air :)
Re: Bears
Author: Bruce Jensen
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 16:36
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On Dec 13, 4:45 am, Tºm Shermªn™ °_° <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI $southslope.net"> wrote: > On 12/12/2010 9:53 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: > > [...] > > > Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them > > that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly bear! I > > told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout > > suite! > > No need to out run the bear, just the slowest person. ;) > > -- > Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 > I am a vehicular cyclist. What a shame the bear never got Ed!
Re: Bears & Rattlesnakes
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 16:59
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"Bruce Jensen" <bpnjensen@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:dc41a9c2-058c-48a1-827d-33cc3557232d@v17g2000prc.googlegroups.com... On Dec 13, 4:45 am, T�m Sherm�n� �_� <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI $southslope.net"> wrote: > On 12/12/2010 9:53 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: > > [...] > > > Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them > > that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly > > bear! I > > told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars > > tout > > suite! > > No need to out run the bear, just the slowest person. ;) >>> What a shame the bear never got Ed! My closest brush with death from wild life was when I was hiking the back country of Joshua Tree NM and I wandered into a nest of rattlesnakes. There were spaced quite evenly all over a basin sunning themselves. I had to walk most carefully to get out of there. The moral of the story is that you cannot afford to day dream while hiking. You have to keep your wits about you every second ... or else! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Jeff Strickland
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:19
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"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message news:a850d$4d058080$d8106f5c$6067@KNOLOGY.NET... > "Jeff Strickland" <crwlrjeff@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:ie3tjq$ksn$1@news.eternal-september.org... >> >> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message >> news:dbfe7$4d052f9c$d8106f5c$25827@KNOLOGY.NET... >>> "Jeff Strickland" <crwlrjeff@yahoo.com> wrote in message >>> news:ie36gk$j2n$1@news.eternal-september.org... >>>> >>>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message >>> [...] >>>>> Published writings? All Mr. Vandeman and I do on Usenet is kick dumb >>>>> ass like yours. >>>> >>>> Technically -- and I know that technicalities, like REALITY, are lost >>>> on you and Vandeman -- all you do is demonstrate that you are a dumb >>>> ass. You do very little, if any, kicking. Technically. >>> >>> Mountain bikers no longer dominate these newsgroups. Why do you suppose >>> that is? >>> >>> Mr. Vandeman and I tell the truth about mountain bikers, something they >>> have never experienced before. We are not crazy about those who drive >>> their jeeps off road either. >> >> Michael J. Vandeman is a lying sack of shit facing an assault with a >> deadly weapon charge, you're just a loser for following him around. > > What deadly weapon? The saw is a deadly weapon, and the injury to the innocent victim indicates the assault. Ergo, assault with a deadly weapon. Nothing else matters.
Re: Opus regrets
Author: you
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 19:14
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In article <e3bcc$4d0597b3$d8106f5c$14555@KNOLOGY.NET>, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote: > Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them > that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly bear! I > told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout > suite! What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown Bear in the bush.... it is just to bad that he didn't munch you.... Eddie the Great DUFUS.....
Re: Michael J. Vandeman Trail Dec 10.
Author: Bob Berger
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 19:25
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In article <PPqdnYuQk8oxhpvQnZ2dnUVZ_o6dnZ2d@iwvisp.com>, Burr says... > > >"T�m Sherm�nT �_�" <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in >message news:ie54m1$37l$2@news.eternal-september.org... >> On 12/12/2010 10:42 PM, Burr wrote: >>> Would someone post what happened, I missed it somehow. >>> >>> Burr >> >> Mikey V. is charged with assaulting a mountain biker with a HANDSAW. Why >> he had a HANDSAW with him is a question we hope the trial will answer. >> >> -- >> T�m Sherm�n - 42.435731,-83.985007 >> I am a vehicular cyclist. > >Handsaw, damn he is a nut. Hatches work better and faster! Shut the door, lock and latch it. Here comes Mikey with a brand new hatchet. >Burr >Schwinn GS721840 > >I have up graded this bike and use it for my city bike. > >Top ring is 48 teeth, 21 speed > >This old bike is great for just what I use it for. > >
Re: Michael J. Vandeman Trail Dec 10.
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 19:47
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"Bob Berger" <Bob_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message news:ie5rus01nih@drn.newsguy.com... > In article <PPqdnYuQk8oxhpvQnZ2dnUVZ_o6dnZ2d@iwvisp.com>, Burr says... >>"T�m Sherm�nT �_�" <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in >>message news:ie54m1$37l$2@news.eternal-september.org... >>> On 12/12/2010 10:42 PM, Burr wrote: >>>> Would someone post what happened, I missed it somehow. >>>> >>>> Burr >>> >>> Mikey V. is charged with assaulting a mountain biker with a HANDSAW. Why >>> he had a HANDSAW with him is a question we hope the trial will answer. >> >>Handsaw, damn he is a nut. Hatches work better and faster! > > Shut the door, lock and latch it. > Here comes Mikey with a brand new hatchet. The way to rid the world of criminal-idiot-asshole-mountain-bikers (all one word) is to flush them down a toilet like the sacks of shit that they are. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 19:55
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"you" <you@shadows.orgs> wrote in message news:you-A0AB4C.10143713122010@news.starband.net... > In article <e3bcc$4d0597b3$d8106f5c$14555@KNOLOGY.NET>, > "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote: > >> Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them >> that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly >> bear! I >> told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout >> suite! > > What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a > Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their > lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown > Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... > Eddie the Great DUFUS..... "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2010 20:01
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"Jeff Strickland" <crwlrjeff@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:ie5kju$1kn$1@news.eternal-september.org... > > "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message [...] >> What deadly weapon? > > The saw is a deadly weapon, and the injury to the innocent victim > indicates the assault. Ergo, assault with a deadly weapon. Nothing else > matters. Again, what deadly weapon and what injury and what assault? Stop fantasizing, go to the trial and learn something instead of bothering us with your wishful thinking. Have you no shame? Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Bears
Author: Tºm Shermªn
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:08
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On 12/13/2010 1:55 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: > "you"<you@shadows.orgs> wrote in message > news:you-A0AB4C.10143713122010@news.starband.net... >> In article<e3bcc$4d0597b3$d8106f5c$14555@KNOLOGY.NET>, >> "Edward Dolan"<edolan@iw.net> wrote: >> >>> Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them >>> that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly >>> bear! I >>> told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout >>> suite! >> >> What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a >> Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their >> lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown >> Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... >> Eddie the Great DUFUS..... > > "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not > surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears > with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. > Bear! <http://www.proprofs.com/games/puzzle/sliding/upload/259919_1267529876.jpg> -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.
Re: Michael J. Vandeman Trail Dec 10.
Author: Tºm Shermªn
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:10
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:10
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On 12/13/2010 7:12 AM, Burr wrote: > "T�m Sherm�nT �_�"<""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in > message news:ie54m1$37l$2@news.eternal-september.org... >> On 12/12/2010 10:42 PM, Burr wrote: >>> Would someone post what happened, I missed it somehow. >>> >>> Burr >> >> Mikey V. is charged with assaulting a mountain biker with a HANDSAW. Why >> he had a HANDSAW with him is a question we hope the trial will answer. >> >> -- >> T�m Sherm�n - 42.435731,-83.985007 >> I am a vehicular cyclist. > > Handsaw, damn he is a nut. Hatches work better and faster! > > Burr > Schwinn GS721840 > > I have up graded this bike and use it for my city bike. > > Top ring is 48 teeth, 21 speed > > This old bike is great for just what I use it for. > You also need a proper mountain bike for trail riding. -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.
Re: Opus regrets
Author: you
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 19:26
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 19:26
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In article <38ade$4d0679cb$d8106f5c$7616@KNOLOGY.NET>, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote: > "you" <you@shadows.orgs> wrote in message > news:you-A0AB4C.10143713122010@news.starband.net... > > In article <e3bcc$4d0597b3$d8106f5c$14555@KNOLOGY.NET>, > > "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote: > > > >> Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them > >> that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly > >> bear! I > >> told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout > >> suite! > > > > What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a > > Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their > > lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown > > Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... > > Eddie the Great DUFUS..... > > "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not > surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears > with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. > > Regards, > > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota > aka > Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota Eddie the Great Dufus responds... with more BS... Hey Eddie, I live in Coastal Brown Bear country, out in the bush of alaska, and have Brownies as neighbors. My Brown Bear neighbors can out run ANY human, that ever lived, on the order of two to one... so running is just plain STUPID.... You are so far off the accepted way to deal with Brown Bear encounters, as to be negligent... Good thing you stay in your Hermit Hole, and do not venture into Brown Bear country much, otherwise we would hear about Eddie the Great Dufus, being munched, but the world would class that as "No Great Loss".....
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:29
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"you" <you@shadows.orgs> wrote in message news:you-32B131.10262814122010@news.starband.net... > In article <38ade$4d0679cb$d8106f5c$7616@KNOLOGY.NET>, > "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote: > >> "you" <you@shadows.orgs> wrote in message >> news:you-A0AB4C.10143713122010@news.starband.net... >> > In article <e3bcc$4d0597b3$d8106f5c$14555@KNOLOGY.NET>, >> > "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote: >> > >> >> Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling >> >> them >> >> that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly >> >> bear! I >> >> told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars >> >> tout >> >> suite! >> > >> > What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a >> > Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their >> > lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown >> > Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch >> > you.... >> > Eddie the Great DUFUS..... >> >> "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not >> surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy >> bears >> with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms >> too. > > Eddie the Great Dufus responds... with more BS... Hey Eddie, I live in > Coastal Brown Bear country, out in the bush of alaska, and have Brownies > as neighbors. My Brown Bear neighbors can out run ANY human, that ever > lived, on the order of two to one... so running is just plain STUPID.... > You are so far off the accepted way to deal with Brown Bear encounters, > as to be negligent... Good thing you stay in your Hermit Hole, and do > not venture into Brown Bear country much, otherwise we would hear about > Eddie the Great Dufus, being munched, but the world would class that as > "No Great Loss"..... Coastal Brown Bear ... what is that? I know about black bears and grizzly bears, but never heard of Coastal Brown Bears. Next thing you know, he will be telling us all about unicorns. Zoology 101 Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
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Author: Tºm Shermªn
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On 12/14/2010 3:29 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: > Coastal Brown Bear ... what is that? I know about black bears and grizzly > bears, but never heard of Coastal Brown Bears. Next thing you know, he will > be telling us all about unicorns. Zoology 101 <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Bear> <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodiak_Bear> -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.
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Author: Tºm Shermªn
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 00:51
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On 12/14/2010 1:26 PM, you wrote: > In article<38ade$4d0679cb$d8106f5c$7616@KNOLOGY.NET>, > "Edward Dolan"<edolan@iw.net> wrote: > >> "you"<you@shadows.orgs> wrote in message >> news:you-A0AB4C.10143713122010@news.starband.net... >>> In article<e3bcc$4d0597b3$d8106f5c$14555@KNOLOGY.NET>, >>> "Edward Dolan"<edolan@iw.net> wrote: >>> >>>> Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them >>>> that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly >>>> bear! I >>>> told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout >>>> suite! >>> >>> What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a >>> Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their >>> lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown >>> Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... >>> Eddie the Great DUFUS..... >> >> "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not >> surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears >> with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. >> >> Regards, >> >> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota >> aka >> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota > > Eddie the Great Dufus responds... with more BS... Hey Eddie, I live in > Coastal Brown Bear country, out in the bush of alaska, and have Brownies > as neighbors. My Brown Bear neighbors can out run ANY human, that ever > lived, on the order of two to one... so running is just plain STUPID.... > You are so far off the accepted way to deal with Brown Bear encounters, > as to be negligent... Good thing you stay in your Hermit Hole, and do > not venture into Brown Bear country much, otherwise we would hear about > Eddie the Great Dufus, being munched, but the world would class that as > "No Great Loss"..... Ed is old, and probably not very tasty to a bear. -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.
Re: Bears
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 04:16
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"T�m Sherm�nT �_�" <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in message news:ie93b5$5m0$1@news.eternal-september.org... > On 12/14/2010 3:29 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: >> Coastal Brown Bear ... what is that? I know about black bears and grizzly >> bears, but never heard of Coastal Brown Bears. Next thing you know, he >> will >> be telling us all about unicorns. Zoology 101 > > <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Bear> > <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodiak_Bear> I have never seen a Brown Bear in my life (except on TV of course), but I have seen a few grizzly bears. My little story referenced grizzly bears. Why was "YOU" bothering me about Brown Bears? Obviously my charisma is irresistible to one and all! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Re: Bears
Author: Tºm Shermªn
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 04:27
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On 12/14/2010 10:16 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: > "T�m Sherm�nT �_�"<""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in > message news:ie93b5$5m0$1@news.eternal-september.org... >> On 12/14/2010 3:29 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: >>> Coastal Brown Bear ... what is that? I know about black bears and grizzly >>> bears, but never heard of Coastal Brown Bears. Next thing you know, he >>> will >>> be telling us all about unicorns. Zoology 101 >> >> <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Bear> >> <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodiak_Bear> > > I have never seen a Brown Bear in my life (except on TV of course), but I > have seen a few grizzly bears. My little story referenced grizzly bears. Why > was "YOU" bothering me about Brown Bears? Obviously my charisma is > irresistible to one and all! The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) is a subspecies of the brown bear (Ursus arctos). Ed Dolan is a misanthrope, which is a subspecies of hermit. -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.
Re: Bears
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 04:53
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"T�m Sherm�nT �_�" <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in message news:ie9g2n$rno$1@news.eternal-september.org... > On 12/14/2010 10:16 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: [...] >> I have never seen a Brown Bear in my life (except on TV of course), but I >> have seen a few grizzly bears. My little story referenced grizzly bears. >> Why >> was "YOU" bothering me about Brown Bears? Obviously my charisma is >> irresistible to one and all! > > The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) is a subspecies of the brown > bear (Ursus arctos). "YOU" wanted to talk about Brown Bears. I was talking about a grizzly bear. What is there about this that you do not understand? Logic 101 > Ed Dolan is a misanthrope, which is a subspecies of hermit. I wish I were a subspecies. The human species broadly speaking is totally disgusting and revolting. I would rather have been a tiger ... or a lone eagle. The human mostly closely resembles the chimpanzee. All such social animals belong in Hell where they can pick at one another for all eternity. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Re: Bears
Author: Tºm Shermªn
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 08:28
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On 12/14/2010 10:53 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: > "T�m Sherm�nT �_�"<""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in > message news:ie9g2n$rno$1@news.eternal-september.org... >> On 12/14/2010 10:16 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: > [...] >>> I have never seen a Brown Bear in my life (except on TV of course), but I >>> have seen a few grizzly bears. My little story referenced grizzly bears. >>> Why >>> was "YOU" bothering me about Brown Bears? Obviously my charisma is >>> irresistible to one and all! >> >> The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) is a subspecies of the brown >> bear (Ursus arctos). > > "YOU" wanted to talk about Brown Bears. I was talking about a grizzly bear. > What is there about this that you do not understand? Logic 101 > Why do you capitalize "brown bears"? Of course, there is "The Black Bear": <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIg6sk0Pscw> (0:51 and on). >> Ed Dolan is a misanthrope, which is a subspecies of hermit. > > I wish I were a subspecies. The human species broadly speaking is totally > disgusting and revolting. I would rather have been a tiger ... I have a 10-pound tiger trying to walk on my keyboard while I type. > or a lone > eagle. The human mostly closely resembles the chimpanzee. All such social > animals belong in Hell where they can pick at one another for all eternity. Pretty cold for a chimpanzee: <http://www.wunderground.com/US/MI/Hell.html?bannertypeclick=big2>. -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.
Re: Bears
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 17:08
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 17:08
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"T�m Sherm�nT �_�" <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in message news:ie9u85$sj6$1@news.eternal-september.org... > On 12/14/2010 10:53 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: >> "T?m Sherm?nT ?_?"<""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in >> message news:ie9g2n$rno$1@news.eternal-september.org... >>> On 12/14/2010 10:16 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: >> [...] >>>> I have never seen a Brown Bear in my life (except on TV of course), but >>>> I >>>> have seen a few grizzly bears. My little story referenced grizzly >>>> bears. >>>> Why >>>> was "YOU" bothering me about Brown Bears? Obviously my charisma is >>>> irresistible to one and all! >>> >>> The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) is a subspecies of the brown >>> bear (Ursus arctos). >> >> "YOU" wanted to talk about Brown Bears. I was talking about a grizzly >> bear. >> What is there about this that you do not understand? Logic 101 >> > Why do you capitalize "brown bears"? Because that idiot "you" did. > Of course, there is "The Black Bear": > <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIg6sk0Pscw> (0:51 and on). > >>> Ed Dolan is a misanthrope, which is a subspecies of hermit. >> >> I wish I were a subspecies. The human species broadly speaking is totally >> disgusting and revolting. I would rather have been a tiger ... > > I have a 10-pound tiger trying to walk on my keyboard while I type. My male cats are getting huge, but my female cats remain small. >> or a lone >> eagle. The human mostly closely resembles the chimpanzee. All such social >> animals belong in Hell where they can pick at one another for all >> eternity. > > Pretty cold for a chimpanzee: > <http://www.wunderground.com/US/MI/Hell.html?bannertypeclick=big2>. Did you know that I am also a wizard and I am going to bring back the Spanish Inquisition and sic them on you. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Re: Bears
Author: Tºm Shermªn
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2010 00:04
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On 12/15/2010 11:08 AM, Edward Dolan wrote: > "T�m Sherm�nT �_�"<""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in > message news:ie9u85$sj6$1@news.eternal-september.org... >> On 12/14/2010 10:53 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: >>> "T?m Sherm?nT ?_?"<""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI$southslope.net"> wrote in >>> message news:ie9g2n$rno$1@news.eternal-september.org... >>>> On 12/14/2010 10:16 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: >>> [...] >>>>> I have never seen a Brown Bear in my life (except on TV of course), but >>>>> I >>>>> have seen a few grizzly bears. My little story referenced grizzly >>>>> bears. >>>>> Why >>>>> was "YOU" bothering me about Brown Bears? Obviously my charisma is >>>>> irresistible to one and all! >>>> >>>> The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) is a subspecies of the brown >>>> bear (Ursus arctos). >>> >>> "YOU" wanted to talk about Brown Bears. I was talking about a grizzly >>> bear. >>> What is there about this that you do not understand? Logic 101 >>> >> Why do you capitalize "brown bears"? > > Because that idiot "you" did. > >> Of course, there is "The Black Bear": >> <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIg6sk0Pscw> (0:51 and on). >> >>>> Ed Dolan is a misanthrope, which is a subspecies of hermit. >>> >>> I wish I were a subspecies. The human species broadly speaking is totally >>> disgusting and revolting. I would rather have been a tiger ... >> >> I have a 10-pound tiger trying to walk on my keyboard while I type. > > My male cats are getting huge, but my female cats remain small. > My female tuxedo cat is 10.8 pounds without being fat. >>> or a lone >>> eagle. The human mostly closely resembles the chimpanzee. All such social >>> animals belong in Hell where they can pick at one another for all >>> eternity. >> >> Pretty cold for a chimpanzee: >> <http://www.wunderground.com/US/MI/Hell.html?bannertypeclick=big2>. > > Did you know that I am also a wizard and I am going to bring back the > Spanish Inquisition and sic them on you. I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition! -- Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Bruce Jensen
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2010 07:16
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On Dec 14, 11:26 am, you <y...@shadows.orgs> wrote: > In article <38ade$4d0679cb$d8106f5c$7...@KNOLOGY.NET>, > "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > "you" <y...@shadows.orgs> wrote in message > >news:you-A0AB4C.10143713122010@news.starband.net... > > > In article <e3bcc$4d0597b3$d8106f5c$14...@KNOLOGY.NET>, > > > "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote: > > > >> Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them > > >> that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly > > >> bear! I > > >> told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout > > >> suite! > > > > What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a > > > Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their > > > lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown > > > Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... > > > Eddie the Great DUFUS..... > > > "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not > > surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears > > with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. > > > Regards, > > > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota > > aka > > Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota > > Eddie the Great Dufus responds... with more BS... Hey Eddie, I live in > Coastal Brown Bear country, out in the bush of alaska, and have Brownies > as neighbors. My Brown Bear neighbors can out run ANY human, that ever > lived, on the order of two to one... so running is just plain STUPID.... > You are so far off the accepted way to deal with Brown Bear encounters, > as to be negligent... Good thing you stay in your Hermit Hole, and do > not venture into Brown Bear country much, otherwise we would hear about > Eddie the Great Dufus, being munched, but the world would class that as > "No Great Loss"..... No "Brown" bears in the lower 48, which are a subspecies of grizz (Ursus Arctos). We have Grizz in Yellowstone, Idaho, the Mission Mts, Bob Marshall Wilderness and Glacier; maybe some in far northeastern Washington state and the North Cascades; and black bear many places; that's it. No grizz in Colorado (to speak of) in decades. You don't run away from either one; you cannot outrun either, and both have a modest chase instinct. With a grizz, you respectfully walk away backwards gently, not meeting his gaze, and talking evenly. With a black bear, you generally do the same, if you feel like it, although he's likely to run before you have the chance. I've never had trouble with either variety. Ed, however, makes his own trouble so he can talk about it afterwards online...'cause he's a 'tard :-D.
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Author: Tºm Shermªn
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On 12/16/2010 1:16 AM, Bruce Jensen wrote: > On Dec 14, 11:26 am, you<y...@shadows.orgs> wrote: >> In article<38ade$4d0679cb$d8106f5c$7...@KNOLOGY.NET>, >> "Edward Dolan"<edo...@iw.net> wrote: >> >>> "you"<y...@shadows.orgs> wrote in message >>> news:you-A0AB4C.10143713122010@news.starband.net... >>>> In article<e3bcc$4d0597b3$d8106f5c$14...@KNOLOGY.NET>, >>>> "Edward Dolan"<edo...@iw.net> wrote: >> >>>>> Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them >>>>> that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly >>>>> bear! I >>>>> told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout >>>>> suite! >> >>>> What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a >>>> Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their >>>> lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown >>>> Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... >>>> Eddie the Great DUFUS..... >> >>> "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not >>> surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears >>> with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. >> >>> Regards, >> >>> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota >>> aka >>> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota >> >> Eddie the Great Dufus responds... with more BS... Hey Eddie, I live in >> Coastal Brown Bear country, out in the bush of alaska, and have Brownies >> as neighbors. My Brown Bear neighbors can out run ANY human, that ever >> lived, on the order of two to one... so running is just plain STUPID.... >> You are so far off the accepted way to deal with Brown Bear encounters, >> as to be negligent... Good thing you stay in your Hermit Hole, and do >> not venture into Brown Bear country much, otherwise we would hear about >> Eddie the Great Dufus, being munched, but the world would class that as >> "No Great Loss"..... > > No "Brown" bears in the lower 48, which are a subspecies of grizz I think you mean the opposite. > (Ursus Arctos). We have Grizz in Yellowstone, Idaho, the Mission Mts, > Bob Marshall Wilderness and Glacier; maybe some in far northeastern > Washington state and the North Cascades; and black bear many places; > that's it. No grizz in Colorado (to speak of) in decades. > > You don't run away from either one; you cannot outrun either, and both > have a modest chase instinct. With a grizz, you respectfully walk > away backwards gently, not meeting his gaze, and talking evenly. With > a black bear, you generally do the same, if you feel like it, although > he's likely to run before you have the chance. I've never had trouble > with either variety. Ed, however, makes his own trouble so he can > talk about it afterwards online...'cause he's a 'tard :-D. This advice is wrong. Ed should go to Kodiak Island in the spring, and whack a brown bear cub with a stick. ;) -- T�m Sherm�n - 42.435731,-83.985007 I am a vehicular cyclist.
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Edward Dolan
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2010 14:53
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"Bruce Jensen" <bpnjensen@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:8bacab12-205d-4b88-8e5e-a5a1fb4c58c8@k14g2000pre.googlegroups.com... On Dec 14, 11:26 am, you <y...@shadows.orgs> wrote: > In article <38ade$4d0679cb$d8106f5c$7...@KNOLOGY.NET>, > "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote: > > >> Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling > > >> them > > >> that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly > > >> bear! I > > >> told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars > > >> tout > > >> suite! > > > > What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees > > > a > > > Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their > > > lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown > > > Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch > > > you.... > > > Eddie the Great DUFUS..... [...] >> No "Brown" bears in the lower 48, which are a subspecies of grizz (Ursus Arctos). We have Grizz in Yellowstone, Idaho, the Mission Mts, Bob Marshall Wilderness and Glacier; maybe some in far northeastern Washington state and the North Cascades; and black bear many places; that's it. No grizz in Colorado (to speak of) in decades. Mr. Sherman says just the opposite of you. Who am I to believe, you or him? What a question! You are a retard and Mr. Sherman always makes sure of his facts before spouting off. The subspecies is the grizz, not the brown. Zoology 101 >> You don't run away from either one; you cannot outrun either, and both have a modest chase instinct. With a grizz, you respectfully walk away backwards gently, not meeting his gaze, and talking evenly. With a black bear, you generally do the same, if you feel like it, although he's likely to run before you have the chance. I've never had trouble with either variety. Ed, however, makes his own trouble so he can talk about it afterwards online...'cause he's a 'tard :-D. The bear was sufficiently far enough away that walking away from it would have been a retarded thing to do. It is best to run when running is called for. It is wonderful to observe all the wild life experts who mange to get themselves killed or mauled because they think they know more than they do. Anyone who generalizes about bear behavior is a fool. Hell Bells, even the bear does not know what it is going to do! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
Re: Opus regrets
Author: Bruce Jensen
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2010 21:08
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On Dec 16, 6:53 am, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote: > "Bruce Jensen" <bpnjen...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > news:8bacab12-205d-4b88-8e5e-a5a1fb4c58c8@k14g2000pre.googlegroups.com... > On Dec 14, 11:26 am, you <y...@shadows.orgs> wrote: > > > > > In article <38ade$4d0679cb$d8106f5c$7...@KNOLOGY.NET>, > > "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote: > > > >> Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling > > > >> them > > > >> that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly > > > >> bear! I > > > >> told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars > > > >> tout > > > >> suite! > > > > > What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees > > > > a > > > > Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their > > > > lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown > > > > Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch > > > > you.... > > > > Eddie the Great DUFUS..... > > [...] > > >> No "Brown" bears in the lower 48, which are a subspecies of grizz > > (Ursus Arctos). We have Grizz in Yellowstone, Idaho, the Mission Mts, > Bob Marshall Wilderness and Glacier; maybe some in far northeastern > Washington state and the North Cascades; and black bear many places; > that's it. No grizz in Colorado (to speak of) in decades. > > Mr. Sherman says just the opposite of you. Who am I to believe, you or him? > What a question! You are a retard and Mr. Sherman always makes sure of his > facts before spouting off. The subspecies is the grizz, not the brown. > Zoology 101 > > >> You don't run away from either one; you cannot outrun either, and both > > have a modest chase instinct. With a grizz, you respectfully walk > away backwards gently, not meeting his gaze, and talking evenly. With > a black bear, you generally do the same, if you feel like it, although > he's likely to run before you have the chance. I've never had trouble > with either variety. Ed, however, makes his own trouble so he can > talk about it afterwards online...'cause he's a 'tard :-D. > > The bear was sufficiently far enough away that walking away from it would > have been a retarded thing to do. It is best to run when running is called > for. It is wonderful to observe all the wild life experts who mange to get > themselves killed or mauled because they think they know more than they do. > Anyone who generalizes about bear behavior is a fool. Hell Bells, even the > bear does not know what it is going to do! > > Regards, > > Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota > aka > Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - You really are the moron of the decade! Full of sound and fury and signifying nothing. The only grizzly bear "expert" with a chance of being killed is you.
Re: Bears
Author: Bruce Jensen
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2010 21:09
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2010 21:09
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On Dec 15, 11:21 pm, Tºm Shermªn™ °_° <""twshermanREMOVE\"@THI $southslope.net"> wrote: > On 12/16/2010 1:16 AM, Bruce Jensen wrote: > > > > > > > On Dec 14, 11:26 am, you<y...@shadows.orgs> wrote: > >> In article<38ade$4d0679cb$d8106f5c$7...@KNOLOGY.NET>, > >> "Edward Dolan"<edo...@iw.net> wrote: > > >>> "you"<y...@shadows.orgs> wrote in message > >>>news:you-A0AB4C.10143713122010@news.starband.net... > >>>> In article<e3bcc$4d0597b3$d8106f5c$14...@KNOLOGY.NET>, > >>>> "Edward Dolan"<edo...@iw.net> wrote: > > >>>>> Once at Glacier National Park there was a dad with his kids telling them > >>>>> that the animal coming at them was a moose. My God, it was a grizzly > >>>>> bear! I > >>>>> told everyone to run for their lives and we all got back in our cars tout > >>>>> suite! > > >>>> What an insightful Story.... Uncle Eddie, the Great Outdoorsman, sees a > >>>> Rocky Mountain Brown Bear, and tells everyone to "Run for their > >>>> lives".... That is exactly the WRONG thing to do when meeting a Brown > >>>> Bear in the bush.... it is just to [too] bad that he didn't munch you.... > >>>> Eddie the Great DUFUS..... > > >>> "you" has got grizzly bears confused with teddy bears. Why does this not > >>> surprise me? Yea, it is ever the hallmark of idiots to confuse teddy bears > >>> with grizzly bears. He probably thinks rattlesnakes are just big worms too. > > >>> Regards, > > >>> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota > >>> aka > >>> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota > > >> Eddie the Great Dufus responds... with more BS... Hey Eddie, I live in > >> Coastal Brown Bear country, out in the bush of alaska, and have Brownies > >> as neighbors. My Brown Bear neighbors can out run ANY human, that ever > >> lived, on the order of two to one... so running is just plain STUPID.... > >> You are so far off the accepted way to deal with Brown Bear encounters, > >> as to be negligent... Good thing you stay in your Hermit Hole, and do > >> not venture into Brown Bear country much, otherwise we would hear about > >> Eddie the Great Dufus, being munched, but the world would class that as > >> "No Great Loss"..... > > > No "Brown" bears in the lower 48, which are a subspecies of grizz > > I think you mean the opposite. > > > (Ursus Arctos). We have Grizz in Yellowstone, Idaho, the Mission Mts, > > Bob Marshall Wilderness and Glacier; maybe some in far northeastern > > Washington state and the North Cascades; and black bear many places; > > that's it. No grizz in Colorado (to speak of) in decades. > > > You don't run away from either one; you cannot outrun either, and both > > have a modest chase instinct. With a grizz, you respectfully walk > > away backwards gently, not meeting his gaze, and talking evenly. With > > a black bear, you generally do the same, if you feel like it, although > > he's likely to run before you have the chance. I've never had trouble > > with either variety. Ed, however, makes his own trouble so he can > > talk about it afterwards online...'cause he's a 'tard :-D. > > This advice is wrong. Ed should go to Kodiak Island in the spring, and > whack a brown bear cub with a stick. ;) > > -- > Tºm Shermªn - 42.435731,-83.985007 > I am a vehicular cyclist.- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - Not necessary - Cowardly Ed will die of fright if he goes out unarmed and sees a cherrystone clam.
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