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EZRyder wrote:
> New From FEMA: The Looter Relocation Program
>
> 2005-09-09
>
> Equality in all things means spreading this kind of joy, too...
>
> by James Buchanan
>
> DO YOU LIVE in some boring all-White town without the excitement of
> big city crime? Do you have a liberal idiot for a mayor or governor?
> Do you have plenty of valuables lying around that a swarthy crowd with
> an ax and a tire iron can easily liberate? If so, you qualify for the
> Looter Relocation Program!
>
> Within just five minutes of signing on to this program (and before you
> can change your mind) ten busloads of New Orleans looters will be
> headed straight for your previously ideal town. Just listen to these
> testimonials from the town of Whitebread Falls:
>
> Joe's Gun Store/Owner: Joe Lockenload -- "Before the Looter Relocation
> Program, I sold a couple of hunting rifles per week. Just five days
> after we got our first busloads of looters, I couldn't keep the
> assault rifles on the shelves. Conservatives, liberals, and even
> pacifists were showing up to buy the latest guns with extra magazines
> and tons of ammunition."
>
> Mayor of Whitebread Falls, The honorable Ms. Skyflower Moonbeam
> Honeychild -- "I was never really sure why I was elected mayor. It
> seemed like everyone else was busy working and no one else wanted the
> job. Anyway, I really feel I'm doing the right thing inviting in all
> these poor underprivileged people. There have been a few minor
> problems. On the first day they looted the Wal-Mart. On the second
> day, they broke into the animal shelter -- barbequing half the animals
> and raping the other half. I think all this diversity is wonderful and
> we just need more time so that cultural misunderstandings about paying
> for things and not raping animals or people can be resolved."
>
> The town's only lawyer, Izzy Silverfish -- "Such a deal! They've only
> been here three days and already I've filed 300 lawsuits for job
> discrimination. Can you believe it? These White Goyim think they
> should be able to keep their jobs. When a Schwarzer -- oy! I mean a
> Black -- shows up and demands a job, the White person must be fired.
> That's the law."
>
> New town resident, Tyrone Jefferson -- "I likes this town. Back in da
> hood, everything is locked up or nailed down so ya can't borrow
> anything. And there's lots of pretty White girls here. I goes lookin'
> for 'em every night...."
>
> So sign up now for the FEMA-approved Looter Relocation Program. Time's
> running out. We've only got 300,000 looters to go. Don't let that
> liberal town down the road get the last of the looters. Get your
> overdose of diversity today while you still can!
>
> Legal Notice: The Looter Relocation Program is not valid in Los
> Angeles or Detroit or any other city which already has more than the
> federally-mandated quota of looters. Also, it is very important not to
> give residents of your state or town any opportunity to voice their
> concerns about the Looter Relocation Program or to actually vote on
> whether or not they want large numbers of gangbangers from New Orleans
> becoming permanent residents in their neighborhood.

Can we order just a few to experiment on?

John