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You people must really learn to believe in Santa :)

AndyM

;) A guy after my own heart! Go for the joke!
                                 Rob Santa



In article <35A78C1A.EFE30773@gis.net>,
  Benjamin Nason Lipchak <lipchak@gis.net> wrote:
> Now can we start with the Christmas jokes?
>
> -Benj
>
> robert.santa@mailexcite.com wrote:
>
> > Hi,  My name's Rob Santa. Before you start with the Christmas jokes, here's
> > my plea. I'm 24, have 2 years of college, and am in _desperate need of a
job.
> > My qualifications in include:  *3D Modelling in trueSpace 3.2 (High&Low Poly
> > Count Modells)  *Experience with Adobe Photoshop 4, QuarkXpress 3, Detailer,
> > Poser, MS Word, Windows 95/98  *4 yrs programming exp. in C/C++  *Now
> > Learning OpenGL API  *Type 45 words per minute  Hobbies:  *Currently
> > designing & programming a 3D OpenGL RPG for Win,  Avid gamer with 6 active
> > gaming systems including a Voodoo2  based PC, 2500+ comic collection. I'm
> > willing to take any entry level position, preferably in the 3D/2D graphics
> > field. I currently live in New York, but am willing to move if any company
is
> > willing to offer me a relocation package. I'm willing to learn. This is not
a
> > joke. I need a job badly. Thanks
> >
> >                                                Rob Santa
> >                                                robert.santa@mailexcite.com
> >
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>

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Ahh! But YOU took the time to respond. Who's more pathetic? Not me. Dink.

In article <35a6fb29.0@news1.ibm.net>,
  "Rich Perna" <perna@ibm.net> wrote:
> robert.santa@mailexcite.com wrote in message
> <6o6n0r$b20$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
> >Hi,  My name's Rob Santa. Before you start with the Christmas jokes, here's
> >my plea. I'm 24, have 2 years of college, and am in _desperate need of a
> job.
> >designing & programming a 3D OpenGL RPG for Win,  Avid gamer with 6 active
> >gaming systems including a Voodoo2  based PC
>
> Is this a troll?  Sell 5 of your computers; the money you'd save in
> electricity alone.... but nevermind.
>
>

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I love this forum. No one's ever afraid to take a poke. :)
           Rob


In article <35A6FE8D.E21F1FFA@-REMOVETHIS-ihug.co.nz>,
  Michael Kissin <mkissin@-REMOVETHIS-ihug.co.nz> wrote:
> Whatever. I'd love to find you a paying job. What, with your 6 (yep, count
'em,
> six) computers, including a voodoo2 card (oh my god, a voodoo2 card. And I'll
bet
> it has 12 MB of on-board RAM too! Still, you fail to point out what kind of
RAM
> or sound card you're using. For your sake, I hope it's 100MHz RAM...).
However,
> as much fun as that would be, one notch up on my list of priorities is finding
> _me_ a paying job.
>
> Oh, while you're looking, why not try and get yourself a top-notch clue as
well,
> eh?
>
> Michael K
>
> P.S Why the hell was this posted to 3dfx.products.voodoo2? Do you want a
> manufacturing job? HA! They use robots now....
>
>

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Now can we start with the Christmas jokes?

-Benj

robert.santa@mailexcite.com wrote:

> Hi,  My name's Rob Santa. Before you start with the Christmas jokes, here's
> my plea. I'm 24, have 2 years of college, and am in _desperate need of a job.
> My qualifications in include:  *3D Modelling in trueSpace 3.2 (High&Low Poly
> Count Modells)  *Experience with Adobe Photoshop 4, QuarkXpress 3, Detailer,
> Poser, MS Word, Windows 95/98  *4 yrs programming exp. in C/C++  *Now
> Learning OpenGL API  *Type 45 words per minute  Hobbies:  *Currently
> designing & programming a 3D OpenGL RPG for Win,  Avid gamer with 6 active
> gaming systems including a Voodoo2  based PC, 2500+ comic collection. I'm
> willing to take any entry level position, preferably in the 3D/2D graphics
> field. I currently live in New York, but am willing to move if any company is
> willing to offer me a relocation package. I'm willing to learn. This is not a
> joke. I need a job badly. Thanks
>
>                                                Rob Santa
>                                                robert.santa@mailexcite.com
>
> -----== Posted via Deja News, The Leader in Internet Discussion ==-----
> http://www.dejanews.com/rg_mkgrp.xp   Create Your Own Free Member Forum

robert.santa@mailexcite.com wrote in message
<6o6n0r$b20$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>Hi,  My name's Rob Santa. Before you start with the Christmas jokes, here's
>my plea. I'm 24, have 2 years of college, and am in _desperate need of a
job.
>designing & programming a 3D OpenGL RPG for Win,  Avid gamer with 6 active
>gaming systems including a Voodoo2  based PC

Is this a troll?  Sell 5 of your computers; the money you'd save in
electricity alone.... but nevermind.

Whatever. I'd love to find you a paying job. What, with your 6 (yep, count 'em,
six) computers, including a voodoo2 card (oh my god, a voodoo2 card. And I'll bet
it has 12 MB of on-board RAM too! Still, you fail to point out what kind of RAM
or sound card you're using. For your sake, I hope it's 100MHz RAM...). However,
as much fun as that would be, one notch up on my list of priorities is finding
_me_ a paying job.

Oh, while you're looking, why not try and get yourself a top-notch clue as well,
eh?

Michael K

P.S Why the hell was this posted to 3dfx.products.voodoo2? Do you want a
manufacturing job? HA! They use robots now....

;)