🚀 go-pugleaf

vegas is going to be excellent
but, oh dear!
what to bring?
a friend of mine has reportedly decided to NOT bring his clubs:
"after all, thomasl will have clubs, which i can use..."
so i decided i wouldn't need to bring my combat clubs, since, 
after all, 
i have a friend who is sure to bring LOTS of soft clubs, which i can
use...

here's the question, tho
i want to bring my uni
everyone says
DON'T bring your uni
why not? i say.  i will want to unicycle
is anyone else bringing unicycles
if anyone out there knows the facilities, could you please tell me if
there is going to be unicycling (what's the floor like? are uni's
allowed?)
should i bring my uni?
is the floor good for bouncing?
and what about fire and knives?
can i practice my torches inside there?
are all of the siteswap people going to win at the blackjack tables?
i understand fire is common place in vegas -- is that true?
after i log off i am going to get one of those boxes steve
ragatz mentioned.  hmmmmm, i wonder where steve got his...
do you have to go to hell to get one?
and what is the fastest way to go to hell?
does it involve christmas cookies and prisoner reruns?

now that i think about it, steve ragatz is sort of a scary character
and how DOES he do all of those amazing tricks?
i do not like where this line of thought is going
so i will not think about it anymore
in fact,
i suggest you don't either.
if you know what's good for you.

don't say i didn't warn you.