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Started by Gerry Lintonice
Mon, 10 Oct 2005 23:34
My snake mutated and is now a monster !!!
Author: Gerry Lintonice
Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2005 23:34
Date: Mon, 10 Oct 2005 23:34
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Help! A 130 feet snake is chasing me ! I fed my snake with uranium and suddenly it started to grow.Now it is 130 feet long and wants to eat my sweet ass. What can I do now?
Re: My snake mutated and is now a monster !!!
Author: Polly Prissypants
Date: Tue, 11 Oct 2005 07:51
Date: Tue, 11 Oct 2005 07:51
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Gerry Lintonice wrote..., On 10/10/2005 16:34: > Help! A 130 feet snake is chasing me ! > > I fed my snake with uranium and suddenly it started to grow.Now it is > 130 feet long and wants to eat my sweet ass. > > What can I do now? That happened with my gopher snake. The antidote is soap, feed him lots and lots of soap and it absorbs the radiation which is then belched out as bubbles and he should return to normal.
Re: My snake mutated and is now a monster !!!
Author: Brian Wax
Date: Wed, 12 Oct 2005 02:22
Date: Wed, 12 Oct 2005 02:22
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Polly has a good solution. However, I would suggest you drink the same concoction. That way you are equal terms with your snake. If I have to place bets, I bet on your snake. In either case, thanks for the troll. -- I never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any party of men whatever in religion, in philosophy, in politics, or in anything else where I was capable of thinking for myself. Such an addiction is the last degradation of a free and moral agent. -Thomas Jefferson, letter to Francis Hopkinson, March 13, 1789 "Polly Prissypants" <polly@prissy.pants.net> wrote in message news:eaK2f.512$BZ5.169@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com... > Gerry Lintonice wrote..., On 10/10/2005 16:34: >> Help! A 130 feet snake is chasing me ! >> >> I fed my snake with uranium and suddenly it started to grow.Now it is >> 130 feet long and wants to eat my sweet ass. >> >> What can I do now? > > That happened with my gopher snake. The antidote is soap, feed him > lots and lots of soap and it absorbs the radiation which is then > belched out as bubbles and he should return to normal.
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