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chase@clark.net (Chase) wrote:
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> 
> 
> 	Two weeks before the king of all dudes, Kurt Cobaine, did the sin 
> of all sins, I saw it coming...So, i sent him this letter:
> 	Kurt! Dude! what are you thinking? whats up with the depression man? 
> Times are hard for us all..what about Courtney? What about Bean? I 
> know every letter I write gets sent back, but you got to read this one! 
> In a few weeks you might want to kill yourself...DON'T! Dude we love 
> you! we need your Buzz Clips! I hate pearljam and they're gonna take 
> over. Look, if you need to talk to me( only the biggest fan you ever seen) 
> call me at [delete]-4238...Dude, I even *look* like you! (and the girls 
> dig it!)...I mean you turned me on to drugs...My mom doesn't understand 
> me, but I know you will...I even kicked this geeks ass for saying shit 
> about you...anyway don't do anything drastic... Maybe you 
> should leave  courtney  'cause she is bringin' you down, brother...
> Stay strong 'cause grunge is here for '95...Keep speakin' for our 
> generation! You're the dude with the most!
> 		Rock on and on..	
> 			-Andy"Kurt Jr." Spencer
> 		"I'm the one who loves you're pretty songs, and I like to 
> sing along"
> 
> P.S. you better read this 'cause it cost me $.29
> 
> 
> 
> anyway...this is hard for me to write... obviously he didn't read my 
> letter; I just got it back in the mail yesterday...unopened...
> 
> But there is hope...I heard that this whole suicide thing was a 
> scam...well, dude if its not, I might be joining Kurt in hell pretty soon.
> Don't let them take you alive!
> 				
> 			-Andy
> -- 
> 				- Chase				
>               			

My dad told me a dude is someone who was circumcised with pinking shears.

Chase (chase@clark.net) wrote:


: 	Two weeks before the king of all dudes, Kurt Cobaine, did the sin
: of all sins, I saw it coming...So, i sent him this letter:
: 	Kurt! Dude! what are you thinking? whats up with the depression man?
: Times are hard for us all..what about Courtney? What about Bean? I
: know every letter I write gets sent back, but you got to read this one!
: In a few weeks you might want to kill yourself...DON'T! Dude we love
: you! we need your Buzz Clips! I hate pearljam and they're gonna take
: over. Look, if you need to talk to me( only the biggest fan you ever seen)
: call me at [delete]-4238...Dude, I even *look* like you! (and the girls
: dig it!)...I mean you turned me on to drugs...My mom doesn't understand
: me, but I know you will...I even kicked this geeks ass for saying shit
: about you...anyway don't do anything drastic... Maybe you
: should leave  courtney  'cause she is bringin' you down, brother...
: Stay strong 'cause grunge is here for '95...Keep speakin' for our
: generation! You're the dude with the most!
: 		Rock on and on..	
: 			-Andy"Kurt Jr." Spencer
: 		"I'm the one who loves you're pretty songs, and I like to
: sing along"

: P.S. you better read this 'cause it cost me $.29



: anyway...this is hard for me to write... obviously he didn't read my
: letter; I just got it back in the mail yesterday...unopened...

: But there is hope...I heard that this whole suicide thing was a
: scam...well, dude if its not, I might be joining Kurt in hell pretty soon.
: Don't let them take you alive!
: 				
: 			-Andy
: --
: 				- Chase				
:               			

I see this is on alt.skate(where I read it) and rec.skate,where the only
relevant Kurts I can think of are Browning(4-time world champion) and
Fromknecht(a Novice skater from Pennsylvania).Why is it here?

Chase (chase@clark.n)wrote
(snip)
: anyway...this is hard for me to write... obviously he didn't read my
: letter; I just got it back in the mail...
: scam...well, dude if its not, I might be joining Kurt in hell pretty soon.
: Don't let them take you alive!
: 				
: 			-Andy
: --
: 				- Chase				

If he did'nt read your letters here on earth do you think he wil talk to
you in Hell? Its your life dude, not his. Live it
P.S. Don't let them take you at all.

I mean you turned me on to drugs...My mom doesn't understand
> : me, but I know you will...I even kicked this geeks ass for saying shit
> : about you...anyway don't do anything drastic... Maybe you
> : should leave  courtney  'cause she is bringin' you down, brother...
> : Stay strong 'cause grunge is here for '95...Keep speakin' for our
> : generation! You're the dude with the most!
> :               Rock on and on..
> :                       -Andy"Kurt Jr." Spencer
> :               "I'm the one who loves you're pretty songs, and I like to
> : sing along"
>


Man ! Are you for real ? It's probably a good thing Kurt never read this.
You've got things a little screwed up in your brain, gees, don't you get
it ? Kurt spoke out against others taking drugs (hypocritical perhaps, but
true) and I don't think he would want to take credit for that + What's the
shit about "keep speakin' for our generation" that wasn't exactly an
'honor' Kurt wanted (as he said many times). Also, "In Bloom" was written
about a whole load of jerks, bastards and shits who just didn't understand
Nirvana so what's with the last sentence.By the way, (true or otherwise)
people at DGC issued statements to the press that if it wasn't for
Courtney, Kurt might have killed himself ages ago.

No offence, just opinion and a few facts.

If I ever sank to the level where pathetic poser wannabees were continually
sending me crap like this, I'd probably do the 12-gauge shuffle too.
I'm glad to hear that the letter was returned unopened, cause otherwise
I'd figure it was what pushed him over the edge (RIP).

PS Why the hell was this on alt.drugs (or do I want to know...)?

Chase (chase@clark.net) wrote:
: 	Two weeks before the king of all dudes, Kurt Cobaine, did the sin
: of all sins, I saw it coming...So, i sent him this letter:
: 	Kurt! Dude! what are you thinking? whats up with the depression man?
: Times are hard for us all..what about Courtney? What about Bean? I
: know every letter I write gets sent back, but you got to read this one!
: In a few weeks you might want to kill yourself...DON'T! Dude we love
: you! we need your Buzz Clips! I hate pearljam and they're gonna take
: over. Look, if you need to talk to me( only the biggest fan you ever seen)
: call me at [delete]-4238...Dude, I even *look* like you! (and the girls
: dig it!)...I mean you turned me on to drugs...My mom doesn't understand
: me, but I know you will...I even kicked this geeks ass for saying shit
: about you...anyway don't do anything drastic... Maybe you
: should leave  courtney  'cause she is bringin' you down, brother...
: Stay strong 'cause grunge is here for '95...Keep speakin' for our
: generation! You're the dude with the most!
: 		Rock on and on..	
: 			-Andy"Kurt Jr." Spencer
: 		"I'm the one who loves you're pretty songs, and I like to
: sing along"

: P.S. you better read this 'cause it cost me $.29



: anyway...this is hard for me to write... obviously he didn't read my
: letter; I just got it back in the mail yesterday...unopened...

: But there is hope...I heard that this whole suicide thing was a
: scam...well, dude if its not, I might be joining Kurt in hell pretty soon.
: Don't let them take you alive!
: 				
: 			-Andy
: --
: 				- Chase				
:               			

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