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White wine

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From: Dan Bennett
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2000 00:00
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White wine
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           This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white
wine. Everybody
           sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender
looks around
           and says:
           "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
           The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
           The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
           The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
           The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell
is a
           taxidermist?"
           The guy says "I mount animals."
           The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar,
           "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"


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From: Dan Bennett <dsqrd2@hotmil.com>
Subject: White wine
Date: 2000/01/15
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