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Article #79Women Vs. Men
From: Dan Bennett
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2000 00:00
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2000 00:00
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Women Vs. Men
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Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the shit out of you.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
sensitive, caring,
and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: Why do men like masturbation?
A: Its sex with someone they love.
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Q: What is a man's view of safe sex?
A: A padded headboard.
Q. How do men sort their laundry?
A. "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Q. Why are blond jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. Why do bachelors like smart women?
A. Opposites attract.
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A. Half an hour of begging.
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