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Mickey's Divorce

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From: Dan Bennett
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2000 00:00
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Mickey's Divorce
           ****************

           Mickey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict.
"Mickey, I
           can't grant you a divorce, since the court has found
           Minnie to be mentally competent," proclaimed the judge.
           "But, Your Honour, I didn't say Minnie was crazy. I said she
was
           fucking Goofy!"

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From: Dan Bennett <dsqrd2@hotmil.com>
Subject: Mickey's Divorce
Date: 2000/01/14
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