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Women Vs. Men
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           Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
           A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

           Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike?
           A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left
are disabled.

           Q: Why are men like public toilets?
           A: They're always vacant, engaged or full of shit.

           Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
           A: If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all
over them for
           life.

           Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?
           A: Who cares?

           Q: What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
           A: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a
fish.

           Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
           A: They can't stand criticism.

           Q: What do an anniversary, a toilet and a clitoris all have
in common?
           A: Men miss them.




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