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Author: Dan Bennett
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2000 00:00

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Grown ups
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           A 7 year old boy and his 4 year old brother are upstairs in
the bedroom.
           The 7 year old is explaining that it is high time that the
two of them
           begin swearing. When his little brother responds
enthusiastically, the 7
           year old says, "When we go down stairs for breakfast this
morning, I'll
           say "Hell" and you say "ass."
           The 4 year old happily agrees. As the two boys are seating
themselves at
           the breakfast table, their Mother walks in and asks her older
son what he
           would like to eat for breakfast.
           The 7 year old replies, "Ah Hell, mom, I'll just have some
Cheerios."
           "WHACK!" the surprised mother reacts quickly. The boy runs
upstairs,
           bawling and rubbing his behind.
           With a sterner voice, the mother then asks the younger son,
           "And what would YOU like for breakfast?"
           "I don't know," the 4 year old blubbers, "but you can bet
your ass it's
           not gonna be Cheerios."


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