Re: How Can I Avoid Jury Duty in Oakland?

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From: The Real Bev
Date: Sat, 24 Aug 2002 05:47

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"Sharx." wrote:
> 
> "The Real Bev" <bashley@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
> news:3D66F5AF.ECECA832@myrealbox.com...
> > MB wrote:
> > >
> > > There was some talk of this during Desert Storm.
> > > It was found that issues of personal hygene and so on made things pretty
> > > difficult in mixed company, when everyone is hunkered down in a trench
> > > for days at a time.
> > >
> > > And then there were the pregnancies. Check into how many gals get
> > > knocked up and then get out when they feel like it.
> > > Guys don't have this option.
> >
> > Yeah, but they get to pee standing up.  Fair is fair.
> 
> There is a device, available on the Net, which can solve that problem.

Probably not as well as you think.

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From: The Real Bev <bashley@myrealbox.com>
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Subject: Re: How Can I Avoid Jury Duty in Oakland?
Date: Fri, 23 Aug 2002 22:47:08 -0700
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