🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <01bbbbeb$b187db40$3168a5c6@dpicco.nlnet.nf.ca>,
Dion P, Esquire <dpicco@terra.nlnet.nf.ca> wrote:
>And after I'm done whippin your ass, then we'll see who can hold the most
>beer.  Get with it.  This is the late 90's.  A man is not measured by his
>sports abilities but by the size of his genetilia.  Obviously you don't
>have anything worth mentioning that weights you down on that big 36"
>vertical.  But if I'm ever in town....
>
>-Dion

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	Look, I'm sure COMP.LANG.X86.ASM doesn't need to hear about your
genitals. So in the future CHECK THE GROUPS YOU'RE POSTING TO!!! 
			
		
		Just Me,
			*SF