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It's a rare, long-lost photo of Charles  Darwin blowing off
steam while gathering data for his theory of evolution.
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(Before clicking, make sure the kiddies are in bed.)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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(NOTE: This b&w photo has been colorized to make it look a whole lot
nicer.)
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Even Meg Whitman cannot verify the authenticity of this item. Please
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Just the other day -- well, actually on July 29, 1996 --
de...@hell.com (Darwin Boy) -- Chuck's great-great-grandson -- wrote
to talk.origins admiting his grandpappy was wrong and Ed Conrad is
right . . .
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< Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes
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< Haversian canals when viewed under my
< Woolworth Junior Scientist Kit microscope.
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Ed Conrad, naturally, was tickled pink and wrote back . . .
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Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there.
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 I've just used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and
I'm pretty sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also
seeing some bark of  Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant
prehistoric scorpion.
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I'm wondering if your Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope also
cost $32.50 and was imported from Taiwan?
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Incidently, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going to order one of
those Tinkertoy  telescopes. I sort of question those photos
being beamed back from the Hubble and I'd  sure like to check them out
for myself.
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Mark Steese (Stees...@jacksoncounty.org) responded, happier than a pig
frolicking in a mixture of mud and cow manure.
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< All right, who's responsible for this?
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< Someone's actually managed to write an
 < an 'Ed Conrad' spoof that's funny enough
< to almost be believable as a real post from
 < lovable, furry old Ed.
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< It's a little too obvious, but it's still great,
< especially the total non-sequitur shift to
< the Hubble in the last paragraph.
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< Keep up the good work!
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<    WERE OUR GGGGGGGRANDPA'S
 <           EXTRATERRESTRIALS?
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http://www.spacedaily.com/images/hubble-ultradeep-desk-1024.jpg
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This is the Hubble's greatest photo that was taken of a black speck of
sky shown in a  astounding photo of deep space that had been snapped
yers before.
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This view captures the mind-boggling outreaches of the universe as if
taken through an eight-inch straw.
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No question, almost the same mind-boggling scene would be evident no
matter where the Hubble is pointed. The size of the universe is THAT
incredible.
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All astrophysicists and even Stephen Hawking, Richard Dawkin and Pope
Benedict XVI agree with Ed Conrad that, IF there is intelligent life
in the universe, it probably exists on a planet in some far-distant
galaxy trillions, maybe zillions, of miles from earth. But they
strongly
doubt it.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND EVEN SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN --
FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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Pix of Human Skull Embedded in Boulder
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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<         WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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Whoops! Maybe THIS is the Oldest Tool . . .
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OTHER FOSSILS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT.
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
htp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger (or rub the photo gently with
Viagra).
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<      THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
<                 "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
     --  Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan  --
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300mya.html
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MORE TESTING ON HUMAN CALVARIUM
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=52
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Ed Conrad takes a break while digging for petrified human fossils.
http://www.edconrad.org/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/conradshovel.jpg
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Ed Conrad (rear) and his trusty Husky, Blue.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/EdnBlue.JPG
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad,com
Man as Old as Coal and Proof of Life After Death
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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"You're not only fighting
the man in the ring, Ed.
You're also fighting the
referee and the three judges."
-- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996)
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 WORLD'S GREATEST SCIENTISTS
 IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY
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Thanks to David Iain Greig, moderator of talk.origins, for his
gracious assistance in compiling this report.
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http://www.crystalinks.com/movscientist.gif
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Archimedes
Aristotle
Niels Bohr
Nicolaus Copernicus
Ed Conrad
  (Note: This list is in alphabetical order or
   Ed Conrad certainly would be a lot higher.)
Marie "Madam" Curie
Leonardo Da Vinci
Rene Descartes
Thomas Alva Edison
Albert Einstein
Benjamin Franklin
Galileo Galilei
Isaac Newton
Max Planck
Wilhelm Conrad Rontgen
Nikola Tesla
Immanuel Velikovsky
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