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EVOLUTIONISTS BLACKBALLED BY ED CONRAD
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Author: Ed Conrad
Date: Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:46
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Just when I thought my balls, gone black,
And a bit bluish, after Ed's aggravation
But now he's back (He sure ain't dead!)
I'll just have to order some more medication
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Ed Conrad
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> http://www.edconrad.com
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Despite the wild, baseless rhetoric uttered by members of the
Scientific Establishment -- in or out of court -- there is STILL not
one shred of physical evidence confirming that evolution is correct.
Ask for it and you WON'T get it because it simply does not exist.
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Evolutionists have a pipe dream, maintaining such physical evidence
abounds, and they're doing so not so much to protect an erroneous
paradigm but to protect their vested interests.
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Let  them say a single word that evolution "may not" be correct
and -- Bingo! -- they realize they'd be blackballed from ever again
having a nice soft ass-kissing position within the scientific
community. They'd most likely wind up selling apples on the corner.
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>            THAT SOB OF AN ED CONRAD
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> The shoe fits, so I suppose I'll have to wear it: 
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> "An odd individual certainly, often without 
>  scientific credentials, cantankerous and 
>  eccentric, yet he possesses certain assets 
>  that go unnoticed . . . he need not worry 
>  about losing face with his colleagues for, 
>  more usually than not, the poor fellow 
>  has none . . . 
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> "The gifted amateur has no rosy bubble 
>  to break and is often regarded as a fool 
>  to begin with: he can afford to dally. His 
>  livelihood is not dependant upon his success 
>  or failure and, lacking credentials, he does 
>  not fear losing what he does not possess."
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>                                                                 -- Seth 
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Now let us begin...
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Maestro, some Conspiratorial Music, please.
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>  WHEN SCIENCE MEETS PSEUDOSCIENCE 
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> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index.html 
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> http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon.html 
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>        THE COVER-UP THAT CAN'T BE COVERED 
>   (Petrified Coal-Age Bones, Teeth and Soft Organs) 
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< (A golden rule of geology is that coal is a minimum of 280 
 million years old, dating back to the Carboniferous Period.) 
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>  (Many Specimens Found After Web Page Constructed) 
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Photos show a petrified human femur embedded in slate 
that was excavated during an open-pit mining operation 
in Pennsylvania's anthracite region: 
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGER AND TOE 
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   (during Power Point presentation in Switzerland) 
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Two Petrified Human Skulls (one embedded in boulder) 
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z11calv.jpg 
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/skullb.jpg 
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Handcarved Tool/Weapon Handle (Turned to Anthracite) 
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Other Petrified Specimens 
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> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/z9lung.jpg 
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/brain/MVC-001S.JPG 
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/1tooth.jpg 
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/ID/premolar.jpg 
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>  SOME FAVORABLE SCIENTIFIC TEST RESULTS 
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Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center 
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American Medical Laboratories 
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CATscan on petrified premolar
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Scanning Electron Microscopy on petrified tibia
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Presence of Haversian canals (Photo of tibia ground section)
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>                  TIME TO EAT HUMBLE PIE
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This is the HubbleTelescope's 2004 ultra view photo, one
that was taken of a totally blackened sky as if through an
EIGHT-FOOT STRAW. Result: galaxies upon galaxies upon
galaxies, meaning that our universe is far bigger than we
can even begin to fathom.
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http://www.spacedaily.com/images/hubble-ultradeep-desk-1024.jpg

>  Ed Conrad 
> http://www.edconrad.com 
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    Man as Old as Coal (and probably a whole lot older) 
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Re: EVOLUTIONISTS BLACKBALLED BY ED CONRAD
#1405
Author: Rick Thorne
Date: Fri, 17 Feb 2006 23:23
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Ed Conrad wrote:

> Despite the wild, baseless rhetoric uttered by members of the
> Scientific Establishment -- in or out of court -- there is STILL not
> one shred of physical evidence confirming that evolution is correct.
> Ask for it and you WON'T get it because it simply does not exist.

Yes, yes, of course.  Scientists are trying to protect their own
because there are just sooo many advantages to being an evolutionary
scientist!  Look at the perks!

1) Top pay - Don't you know?  Most of your Fortune 500 people are
evolutionary scientists!  Warren Buffet - scientist!  Orpah Winfrey -
scientist!  Sam Walton and his heirs - all scientists!  That's what
Wal-mart is dontchaknow - a place where evolutionary scientists make
$1B per day!!!  Evolutionary science is how most self-made billionaires
make their money - and they want to keep you honest and well-informed
creationists out of the cookie jar!

2) Celebrity status - Look at the cover of People Magazine!  Who's on
the cover:  Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, and JLo -
all well known evolutionary scientists!  Everyone knows that
evolutionary scientists get all the chicks!  Even the chick
evolutionary scientists score with the chicks!  You guys who aren't
scoring with the chicks - study evolutionary science!  It's a veritable
sea of babe-itude!

3) Influence in politics - we all know about the influence that
evolutionary scientists wield in Washington, and especially among those
Republican neocons!  Ralph Reed, Pat Robertson, and Jim Dodson don't
have nearly the same clout with the Bush Administration that we
evolutionists have - why, they're outsiders compared to us!

What's that Mr. President - oh I'm sorry, G-man, I'd love to come to
dinner in the West Wing with you and the misses, but I'm having a
dinner with a cabal of evolutionary scientists!  We're busy trying to
stonewall Ed Conrad, because by gar he's just the most pressing problem
in our shallow, greedy, selfish lives!

Sooo, yes, Ed's got us figured out!  We evolutionary scientists are
liars and elitists because we're jealously guarding our vast fortunes
and our enviable fame and damn it, we score with the babes and we want
to keep all that to ourselves like the lying hoarding bastards we are!

> >                  TIME TO EAT HUMBLE PIE
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> This is the HubbleTelescope's 2004 ultra view photo, one
> that was taken of a totally blackened sky as if through an
> EIGHT-FOOT STRAW. Result: galaxies upon galaxies upon
> galaxies, meaning that our universe is far bigger than we
> can even begin to fathom.

Critical Thinking 101 - Final Exam

Question 1, Multiple Choice:  Follow the logic of the statements below
and deduce the most logical conclusion.

Premise A: Ed Conrad states that modern science is completely
unreliable

Premise B: Ed Conrad claims a picture taken with the technology
developed by that same science proves his point.

What is the most logical conclusion?

a) Ed Conrad is right - modern science really sucks ass, and they
really need to take him seriously.

b) Ed Conrad is right as proven by modern science, which is completely
flawed except in its capacity to prove Ed Conrad right

c) Ed Conrad is a doof who is dissed by the scientific community he
vilifies for all the right reasons.

Question time limit: the rest of your life, but please...

> > http://www.edconrad.com

Q: Are scientists afraid of Ed Conrad?
A: Hell no.  We just don't have *time* for you.

Rick
www.ricksongs.com
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