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CRIME IN RHYME (Part XXXXVVIII) (Part 53 if You Don't Know Your Roman Numerals))
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Author: Ed Conrad
Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2005 12:29
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Let these words to the wise be sufficent
To the pseudos, with braincells deficient
Their evolution's a joke
T'aint conning smart folk
To remain silent, I'd be sadly remiscent
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>         PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
>     (SOME HUMAN) FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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PORTION OF A PETRIFIED TIBIA 
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/newtibia.jpg

PETRIFIED GALL BLADDER, CONTAINING GALLSTONE
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Smith/z5gall.jpg
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PETRIFIED HUMAN MANDIBLE (FRONTAL)
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix5/MVC-002S.JPG
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PORTION OF PETRIFIED DINOSAUR FOOT IN SLATE
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Newpix3/z3dino.jpg
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PORTION OF GIANT PETRIFIED SCORPION
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Scorpion/MVC-001S.JPG
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PETRIFIED BONES IN GIANT SLAB OF SLATE
> http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-002S.JPG
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GIANT CANINE TOOTH
> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Petrified/1tooth.jpg
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bin Laden, Heart Disease, Pope Benedict XVI California, Marilyn
Monroe, Bare-Ass Naked and Alan Funt.
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