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Re: Homo Neanderthalis

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From: jeanne_lenoir
Date: Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:45
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But it might be kinder to say that he STUFFS furniture rather than
SHAGS it. In
his own words:
http://www.icq.com/whitepages/wwp.php?Uin=2041303

For another example of this kind of joke see
http://derangedchef.tripod.com/tombstone001.jpg

I can't resist citing a stanza, written by the sensitive philosopher
himself in
one of his poetic moods, whilst visiting a naturist beach in search of
beauty:

There is nothing as gross and offensive
as some fat tart with lard hanging down
from the knees ending up at the ankles,
her gut hanging down to where the knees should be,
and boobs to where the gut should be
- and that is not even mentioning the bingo-wings!

Someone should set that to music. Pity Slim Dusty has left us.

Good anagram, by the way, Professor Pen. Who else is Sylvia?


Jeanne
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