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<           A WHALE OF A CONSPIRACY

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 You'd certainly expect at least ONE U.S. senator or congressman
 would have the balls to demand a scientific showdown between
 Ed Conrad and the Pseudo-Scientific Establishment in the wake of
 THE GREATEST CONSPIRACY IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY.
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 . . . Especially considering Ed's arsenal of physical evidence that
 proves man IS INDEED as old as coal and, consequently, the theory of
man's
 evolution is a total sham (as the slimeball Con Artists continue
 to steal taxpayers' money, in government grants, by the bushel-fuls.
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 But it's no surprise that their deceit, deception, collusion and
 conspiracy have gone unchecked because members of Congress
are really only concerned about their re-election. They're smart
enough to know which side of their bred is buttered.
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 A CASE IN POINT:
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 Ed Conrad, in good faith, attempted to seek assistance from
 Al Gore Jr. when he was CHAIRMAN Of the House Scientific
 Committee but was told by his aide:
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 "Oh, the senator NEVER gets
 involved in things like that!"
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      MAHANOY CITY, Pa. (Rueters) --
Buckle your seat belt and hang on.
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      Ed Conrad, fit as a fiddle despite
 four bullet holes in his head after that
 horrible gunning accident, already is
 back to his old tricks.
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 <          CRIME IN RHYME
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 Evolutionists, their interests so vested
 And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
 Their deceit and deception
 Near the point of perfection
 If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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 EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF ED CONRAD BEATING A DEAD HORSE
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 Make sure the kiddies are in the other room
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjoMQJf5vKI
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 Never in the history of History has as much physical evidence
 existed to debunk and destroy an existing scientific theory.
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 But it certainly DOES EXIST -- in spades -- concerning the theory
 of man's evolution (and other creatures, for that matter).
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 The discovery of thousands upon thousands of petrified bones,
 teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal
 veins has proven that Charles Darwin's fable, "Origin of Species,"
 isn't worth the papyrus it was written on.
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 It means that man, in almost our present form, had existed while
 -- perhaps even before -- anthracite was formed, and a golden
 rule of geology is that coal is some 280 million years old.
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 Therefore, these discoveries offer the undeniable evidence that
 the majority of evolutionists, atheists and physical anthropologists
 can't tell the difference between their ass and third base.
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 They are guilty of willful participation in a monumental conspiracy
 against mankind.
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 WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
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 State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories
 revealed that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing
 a distinct resemblance to human bones via comparative
 anatomy, CONTAIN DRIED BLOOD and, in some cases, other
 relative components.
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 This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed Conrad
 is right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons wearing
 the white coats and dunce hats are dead wrong.
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 A FEW OF ED CONRAD'S MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
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 < HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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 < AND
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 PETRIFIED FINGERS (Or is one possibly a toe?)
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 HUMAN CRANIUM, IDENTRIFIED AS SUCH BY TOP EXPERT
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Calvarium5.jpg
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 The late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost human
 anatomists and author of the book, "The Human Skeleton in
 Forensic Medicine," had personally examined and tested the
 above specimen and concluded that it is a calvarium, a human
 skull with the eye sockets broken off.
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 "COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
 I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
 HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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 -- Krogman to a colleague, confirming fossil is a human skull . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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<                     A HUMAN FEMUR
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 <     RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
 <                Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html
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http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-539313
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 The really scary part in all of this is how the bones, teeth and
 even soft organs got broken and petrified.
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 It can mean only one thing: The humans and animals that
 existed on earth eons ago were destroyed in an earth-shattering
 catastrophe.
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 Anyone -- and I certainly mean ANYONE -- who doubts I've
 discovered thousands upon thousands of petrified remains
 of man and animals is a fraud and a phony.
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 The list includes the so-called "experts" at the Smithsonian
 Institution, the University of California at Berkeley, Harvard
 University, the U.S. Geological Survey, Penn State University,
 the Paleontological Research Institution, the University of
 Pennsylvania and tenured-fossil professors of anthropology,
 paleontology, geology, physics and atheism -- to mention just
 a few -- in America's universities.
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 TIME TO END THE MONKEY BUSINESS
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http://www.thethreemonkeys.com/175%20Meiji.jpg
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 WHY has this colossal hoax been making a monkey of Truth?
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 It boils down to the protection of vested interests. The Scoundrels
 of Science are fully aware that siding with Truth can adversely
 affect their careers, their lucrative weekly paychecks and their
 cushy positions.
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 God forbid, they dare not make any waves. So the mind-boggling lie
 has gone on and on and on.
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 OTHER HUMAN REMAINS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/newtibia2.jpg
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 Krogman identified the above fossil as a tibia.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
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 WORLD'S OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL?
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 <          A FEW OTHER DISCOVERIES
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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 <             MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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 Meanwhile, other state-of-the-art testing has confirmed
 that Ed Conrad's mind-boggling discoveries are neither
 rocks nor concretiions but fossils of creatures that once
 inhabited earth, quite a few of them human.
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 They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals
 (the tell-tale sign of bone), CAT-scans, and SEM (scanning
 electronic microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
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 Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were
 tested by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
 -- considered the most prestigious medical laboratory in
 the world -- which documented they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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 AML had performed testing on at least a half-dozen of Ed Conrad's
 key specimens via Calculus Analysis by Crystallography, the
 presence of blood was confirmed in an official "Final Report"
 authorized by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
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 Blood not ony was found in the skull-like object embedded
 in the boulder but in the specimen that Krogman identified
 as a calvarium; the human skull with the eye sockets broken off;
 the fossil that he identified as a tibia; in two specimens that
 bear a distinct resemblance to human jawbones, and in others.
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 It's important to note that highly respected Dr. Geoffrey Bourne,
 who served as director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research
 Center for many years, had tested one of the discoveries between
 coal veins and identified it as B-O-N-E in written correspondence.
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 Meanwhile, here's a microscopic photo of one of Ed Conrad's
 specimens compared to bone that is not petrified. The Haversian
 canals -- the pinholes -- are visible in both.
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 Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
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 Several views of a strange specimen which Krogman identified
 as a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpiion.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
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 WHERE THESE FOSSILS WERE FOUND
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 Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
 beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid,
 meteor or comet having struck the earth and offering undeniable
 physical evidence of a catastrophe.
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 Click on the URL to make it larger (or dab lighlty with Viagra).
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 < THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
 <                "Oh, the Humanity"
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 Humbly submitted by ED CONRAD
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 <   Please don't shoot his eyes out.
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 For more photos of Ed, visit your local Post Office wall.
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 SAVE ED'S OTHER WEB PAGE FOR A RAINY DAY
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http://www.edconrad.org/
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 List of Patriotic Americans who still refuse
 to eat fish on Fridays.
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  Sean "Ins" Hannity
  Flo of Progressive Car Insurance
  Rush Limbaugh
  Roseanna Roseannadanna
  John Q. Pubic
  Lady Gaga
  Batman and Rubin (possibly The Joker as well)
  Don Trump
  Jerry Sandusky
  GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
  George Carlin
  Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
  Genghis Khan
  Roger Ailes
  Jodi Arias
  Billo Reilly
  The Koch Brothers
  Joe McGinniss
  Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
  Tokyo Rose
  Elvis and Enos Presley
  Papa John's Pizza
   G. Willikers
  The Darwin great-great grandkids
  Matthew, Mark, Luke and Jack
  Richard Dawkins
  Michael "Mike" Jackson
  Wall Street Industrial Averages
  Smithsonian Institution
  McDonald's Happy Meal makers
  Penn State University alumni
  60 Minutes
  Residents of Bayonne, N.J.
  Harvard University
  Ozzie and Harriet
  Immanuel Velikovsky
  787,344 Walmart Customers
  Judas Iscariot
  David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk.origin
  Johns Hopkins University
  Casey Stengel
  University of California-Berkeley
  Al Einstein
  Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
  American Academy of Arts and Sciences
  Philip Morris
  American Association for the Advancement of Science
  Sheriff Jim Dangle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
  American Association of Anatomists
  Joe Stalin
  American Anthropological Association
  Father Guido Sarducci
  Mother Teresa
  Sonia of Operation Repo
  The Grim Reaper
  Lee Harvey Oswald
  Jack Kevorkian
  Michael Moore
  Jeff Rense
  Fox News cameramen on 911
  St. Atus Quo
  President Obama
  Jeffrey Dahmer
  Reddy Kilowatt
  Julian Assange
  The Good Shepherd
  Silas Mariner
  Benjamin "Benny" Hill
  American Journal of Physical Anthropology
  Woody Allen
  American Medical Association
  Teddy Roosevelt
  Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
  American Museum of Natural History
  American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
  Popeye and Olive Oyl
  The Smithsonian Institution
  Kreskin
  Wikipedia typists
  Geological Society of America
  L'Osservatore Romano
  Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
  Billy Graham
  Federation of American Scientists
  Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
  Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
  New England Journal of Medicine
  Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
  Geraldo Rivera
  The Good Samaritan
  Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
  Stephen Hawking
  The Girls at Mustang Ranch
  The Three Wise Men
  Sen. John Boner
  The Estate of the Leakey Family
  Pope Francis
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  American Medical Association
  talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
  sci.bio.evolution
  Satchel Paige
  Viagra Mfg.Co.
  C-span
  Cornell University Medical College
  Wall Street bankers
  Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
  Forensic Files
  NBC ABC CBS FOX TRU-TV MSNBC
  Rupert Murdoch
  U.S. Geological Survey
  Taliban Federation
  Buddy Holly
  Predators Society -- Chris Hansen CEO
  Fox News
  MSNBC
  CNN
  New England Journal of Medicine
  sci.med.pathology
  Boris Karloff
  Tiger Woods and a Lady Friend
  Institute of Human Origins
  Stephen Hawking
  The nation's Death Row inmates
  The Warner Brothers
  Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
  Brad Pitt
  Stagehands of "Dancing With the Stars"
  Peyton and Archie Manning
  Donald Rumsfeld
  Piers Morgan
  Oral Roberts
  Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
  Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
  Chris Matthews
  Rachel Maddow
  Google Technicians
  Michael Moore
  Red Skelton
  Bill Maher and His Whole Family
  Reps of several Mexcan D rug Cartels
  Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
  Time Magazine
  Anderson Cooper
  National Enquirer
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  Mr. and Mrs. Sippi
  Washington Insider
  Philadelphia Inquirer
  Steve Colbert and The Entire Nation
  eBay Stores
  PBS
  Rosie O'Donnell
  National Enquirer
  National Lampoon
  Washington Post
  Wall Street Journal
  Yogi Berra
  The View
  U.S. News and World Report
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  Roswell (N.M.) Chamber of Commerce
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  Toronto Star
  Charles Manson