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THE WIZARD OF OZ:
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"Why, anybody can have a brain! That's a very mediocre
commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the
Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where
I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning,
where men go to become great thinkers. And when they
come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains
than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got:
A diploma."
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SCARECROW:
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"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles
triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh,
joy! Rapture! I've got a brain! How can I ever thank you?"
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THE WIZARD:
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"You can't."
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Now where were we?
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Now I remember . . .
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ED CONRAD SELLING HIS PETRIFIED BRAIN
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NO, NOT mine, you STUPID BASTARD!
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My brain is still pristine and actually looks like it just
came out of the box.
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What's currently being sold on eBay is the single hemisphere
of the petrified human brain that I discovered between coal
veins and was dated, via Potassium-Argon, at 280 million
ears -- give or take a few centuries.
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Here's the petrified brain that's currently on eBay (listed under
Antiques).
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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Compare this to what your your physical anthropologist
professor's brain looks like.
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http://simplyrecipes.com/photos/sausage-spaghetti.jpg
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If YOU have the good fortune of purchasing the petrified
brain, you TOO might become almost as smart as me
and finally realize you have long been transformed into
a Manchurian Candidate.
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A few examples of a malfunctioning brain that doesn't realize
that all these stories are true . . .
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WE GOT BUSH-WHACKED ON 911 . . .
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http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/browse_thread/thread/893a2a7fd0ea6f95/73d1b2b786dc39f4?q=%22ed+conrad%22#73d1b2b786dc39f4
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MAN -- AND MANY WOMEN -- AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.gossip.celebrities/browse_thread/thread/c2c882a9adf82f4e/5bfe18b810314891?q=%22and+Truth-Seekers%22+conrad#5bfe18b810314891
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http://www.edconrad.com
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"GOOD GOD!" . . . Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
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http://www.edconrad.org
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WHO REALLY ASSASSINATED JFK?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY02Qkuc_f8
http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/altgens2.jpg
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CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
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EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
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CANCER CURE COVER-UP
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/90e82dea4a938b35
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THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mouUUWpEec0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XBAxdKVRE
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STEVE COMING ALONG NICELY, THANK YOU!
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.american-idol/browse_thread/thread/964a3ac0df57a98a
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Th photo below, taken by the FBI for Scotch-taping on
the wall of every Post Office in America, only shows my
ugly puss. Too bad it doesn't show the SIZE of my brain.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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LIST OF MANCHURIAN CANDIDATES WHO
SHOULD HAVE THEIR HEADS EXAMINED
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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SPECIAL NOTE: this is NOT Rush Limbaugh.
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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A FEW PROFESSIONAL SCIENTIFIC SOCIETIES
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Physical Anthropology
Acoustical Society of America
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Colleges of Pharmacy
American Association of Cereal Chemists
American Association of Engineering Societies
American Association of Physics Teachers
American Association of University Professors
American Association of University Women
American Astronautical Society
American Astronomical Society
American Chemical Society
American College of Dentists
American Dental Association
American Economic Association
American Educational Research Association
American Ethnological Society
American Fisheries Society
American Geological Institute
American Geophysical Union
American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics
American Institute of Biological Sciences
American Institute of Chemical Engineers
American Institute of Chemists
American Mathematical Society
American Medical Association
American Meteorological Society
American Nuclear Society
American Oil Chemists' Society
American Physical Society
American Physiological Society
American Phytopathological Society
American Psychiatric Association
American Psychological Association
American Society for Cell Biology
American Society for Engineering Education
American Society for Horticultural Science
American Society for Information Science
ASM International
American Society for Microbiology
American Society for Pharmacology and Experimental Therapeutics
American Society for Quality Control
American Society of Aesthetics
American Society of Agricultural Engineers
American Society of Agronomy
American Society of Animal Science
American Society of Civil Engineers
American Society of Mechanical Engineers
American Society of Plant Physiologists
American Society of Zoologists
American Speech-Language-Hearing Association
American Statistical Association
American Vacuum Society
Association of American Geographers
Association of Research Libraries
Association of Southeastern Biologists
Association for Women in Science
Astronomical Society of the Pacific
Biophysical Society
Crop Science Society of America
Ecological Society of America
Entomological Society of America
FASEB (Federation of American Societies for Experimental Biology)
Geological Society of America
History of Science Society
Industrial Research Institute
Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers, Inc.(IEEE)
Institute of Industrial Engineers
Institute of Navigation
Instrument Society of America
International Association for Impact Assessment
International Communication Association
International Society for Measurement and Control
International Society for Systems Sciences
Marine Technology Society
Mathematical Association of America
Medical Library Association, Inc.
Microscopy Society of America
National Association for Research in Science Teaching
National Association of Biology Teachers
National Council of Teachers of Mathematics
National Geographic Society
National Science Teachers Association
National Society of Black Engineers
National Society of Professional Engineers
National Speleological Society
Optical Society of America
Planetary Society
Rural Sociological Society
School Science and Mathematics Association
Sigma Delta Epsilon/Graduate Women in Science, Inc.
Sigma Xi, The Scientific Research Society
Society of American Foresters
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Botany
Society for Industrial Microbiology
Society for Social Studies of Science
Society of Women Engineers
Soil Science Society of America
Speech Communication Association
Volunteers in Technical Assistance (VITA)
The Wildlife Conservation Society
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