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Sarah Palin <Put-Me-in-the-Oval-Orifice666.net> wrote to confirm Ed
Conrad's mind-boggling discovery of petrified human remains between
coal veins.
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< Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes reveal
< clear evidence of Carboniferous Haversian canals
< when viewed under my Woolworth's Junior Scientist
< Kit microscope..
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Ed Conrad's response:
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Congratulations, Sarah! You've got a MIGHTY FINE microscope there.
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I've just used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and
I'm pretty sure I'm seeing what you're seeing,except I think I'm also
seeing some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant
prehistoric scorpion.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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I'm wondering if your Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit
microscope also cost $32.50 and was imported from
Taiwan?
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Incidentally, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going
to order one of  those Tinkertoy  telescopes. I sort of
question those photos being beamed back from the
Hubble and I'd sure like to check them out for myself.
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PS: Gee! Thanks for your picture.
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http://www.whiterabbitcult.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sexy-naughty-cleavage-sarah-palin-jonas-brothers.jpg
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Mark Steese (Stees...@jacksoncounty.org) responded:
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<<  All right, who's responsible for this? Someone's
<<  actually managed to write an 'Ed Conrad' spoof
<<  that's funny enough to almost be believable as a
<<  real post from lovable, furry old Ed.
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<<  It's a little too obvious but it's still great, especially
<<  the total non-sequitur shift to the Hubble in the
<<  last paragraph. Keep up the good work!
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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
     (Discovered Between Anthracite Coal Veins)
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH  AND SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND  BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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 WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger (or rub gently with Viagra).
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<      THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
<                  "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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ED CONRAD'S OTHER CONTRIBUTION TO MANKIND
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"GOOD GOD!" Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
http://www.edconrad.org
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