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WASHINGTON, DC. (Rueters)--
TMZ, even faster than a speeding
bullet, has revealed that Congress
is seriously considering stopping
all future funding for The Smithsonian
following serious allegations that
it has been shortchanging the nation
of Truth for decades.
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Smithsonian "scientists", their interests SO vested
Lacking respect for Truth, which is why it's molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
And IF it were MY CALL, they would ALL be arrested.
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The 2012 cut alone would amount
to $871.5 million and probably will
force many of its soon-to-be laid-off
"experts" to begin selling apples on
the corner.
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http://newsdesk.si.edu/releases/smithsonian-fiscal-year-2012-federal-budget-request-totals-8615-million
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As everyone knows. Ed C*nrad has driven many
"experts" at the Smithsonian to drink by pounding
away at its TOTAL DISHONESTY, accusing it of deceit,
deception, collusion and conspiracy in the search
for TRUE answers  about man's origin and ancestry.
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Ed has discovered thousands upon thousands of petrified remains --
SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins in NE Pennsylvania but the brain-dead
atheists and evolutionists still cling to the totally absurd theory of
man's Darwinian evolution.
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A person we all know is hatred by millions, C*nrad
 has made more astounding discoveries than you can shake a schtick
at . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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<       OTHER BOMBSHELL DISCOVERIES
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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The fossils have been authenticated as petrified bone, teeth and even
soft organs by a variety of state-of-the-art testing as well as the
opinion of HONEST experts (NOT employed by the Smithsonian).
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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-- The presence of Haversian canals
(the tell-tale sign of bone) inside
the specimens which fit the human
anatomy charts like a glove.
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-- The written confirmation of B-O-N-E
following testing on a specimen by no less
than Jeremy Dahl, M.D., a histology expert
and longtime director of the prestigious
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center at
Yerkes University in Atlanta.
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-- Testing by American Medical Laboratories (AML)
in Chantilly, Va., that more than a half-dozen
of Ed Conrad's specimens that it had tested --
all resembling human remains based on comparative
anatomy -- contain dried blood and/or bone-related
components.

The test performed was "Calculus Analysis by Crystallography" and
AML'S written conclusions -- FOR EACH SPECIMEN -- were authorized by
its laboratory manager.
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Dynamite quotation by no less than Wilton M. Krogman, one of the
world's foremost human
anatomists and author of the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine," that one of the specimens he examined is -- and I quote --
"the
oldest human skull ever found."
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This is a very nice photo of Krogman holding
what he identified as a human calvarium (a skull
wiith the eye sockets broken off) -- just moments
before he told an MD associate what he determined
that it was, then invited him to have a more detailed look.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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THE CONCLUSION of LIN LIANGTAI of Taipei, Taiwan
(Quite Possibly the Only Honest Scientist in the World)
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"The author has examined through microscopes more than 20 thin
sections cut from "rocks" that Mr. Ed Conrad discovered and sent to
the author.
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"Without exception, they are all found to be fossils, including the
subject 'calvarium fossil'.
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"The object is a Carboniferous human calvarium
fossil for the following reasons:
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"(1) it contains fossilized osteocytes, Haversian
canals, osteons, red blood cells and various blood
vessels in the specimens and thin sections;
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"(2) it contains remains of pyramidal neuron, neurona
soma and dendrites;
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"(3) No other animal has an organ or body part that matches its nner/
outer shape and size;
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"(4) Its inner cavity has a capacity of at least 1,025 cc.;
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"(5) It was found between coal veins near Mahanoy City and Shenandoah,
ennsylvania, where geological structure has been dated to be around
300 million years old.
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"Some of the fossil's blood vessels have turned
into coal, suggesting it once existed in a coal region. Even if it had
not come from the Carboniferous
age, the fact that it is fossilized and coalified would have still
made it the oldest human skull cap ever found in the world."
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Maybe ]NOW you'll understand why Ed C*nrad
is SO HIGH on the Smithsonian's SH*T LIST --
and vice versa.
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ED C*NRAD'S MUG SHOT IN SMITHSONIAN LAVORATORIES
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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URBAN DICTIONARY -- Lavoratory: A place where scientific research is
conducted which doubles as a toilet.
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So It's really not surprising why this neat picture of Ed C^nrad
graces the interior of urinals and toilets in all Smithsonian rest
rooms.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL[
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http://www.edconrad.com
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"GOOD GAWD!"  You CERTAINLY Can Say THAT Again!
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http://www.edconrad.org
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"We can forgive a child who is afraid
of the dark. The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid of the light."
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"A man should be ashamed to die until
he has won some victory for mankind."
<                                -- Horace Mann
       (conclusion of his commencement address
                  at Antioch College in 1859)
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Ridicule is the argument of the mob."
--                       --  Immanuel Velikovsky
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"You're not only fighting the man
in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
--                              --  Clayton Lennon
                       (World-Famous Philosopher
                      Whom Nobody Ever Heard))
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WHO ALSO SAID . . .
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"They (the evolutionists) have a skeleton
in their closet and they don't want to open
the door."
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EVERYBODY WANTS TO GET INTO THE ACT
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"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This
is the War Room."
-- President Merkin Muffley in "Dr. Strangelove.".
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful,
and so are we. They never stop thinking about
new ways to harm our country and our people,
and neither do we."
<  -- President Georgie W. Bush (Aug. 5, 2004)