🚀 go-pugleaf

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        DETROIT (Rueters) -- Jimmy Hoffa's
long-lost illegitimate son -- will step forward
later  today to collect his $134,000,000
inheritence.
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         The anonymous recepient has not
yet been identified but a Free Press
reporter teased us a bit by saying HE
knows that lucky bastard is infamous
for finding petrified human remains
between coal veins and also for assuring
us there IS life after death..
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       Court officials had been searching
for a living heir because Jimmy, president
of the Teamsters, had vanished without
a trace 37 years ago and members of his
entire family are now pushing up daisies.
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       His bug-infested corpse had been
found in the stipping pit of an anthracite
coal mine near Mahanoy City, Pa.
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This is Jimmy as he looks after spending 37 years underground.
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http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/articles/skullbullet.jpg
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Where Mr. Hoffa's corpse was fpoumnd.
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NOTE: The man in the picture has nothing whatsoever to do
with this article. He's a nucase from Mahanoy City who just
happened to be in the nearby hills looking for blueberries
and insisted thatr he be inour picture.

      As for Mr. Hofa's sin -- 'er, son -- the
rightful heir had come forward to claim
is birthright by presenting lots of physical
evidence that he had found found in his attic.
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It included a salty, very old "Happy Birthday"
ard to his mother (signed "Your Jimmy");
a few granules of Elephant Butts tobacco
which Mr. Hoffa had religiously chewed,
and an antique prophylactic (more familiarly
nown as "a rubber"), containing a teeny-
weeny hole that was kept in a match box
all these years and has been dated July
28, 1975, two days before Jimmy had
mysteriously disappered.
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       The lucky bastard will be officially
identified during a nationally telecast
press conference at 5 p.m. (EST) and
a TV Guide editor said he expects
more viewers than had watched the
Presidential Debate.
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This mysterious note was inside the match box with the rubber.
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911 ALL OVER AGAIN
https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups#!topic/alt.military.retired/iToqf9Dqb5U
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NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFk?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
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MOONED OVER MIAMI
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f26c0c6de5c908bd
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DID JESUS HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f11131bfebc6e6ed
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org
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TIME TO END THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad/3rVk6-Kaejc
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YES, VIRGINIA, SOME DOGS "CAN" TALK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
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FOLKS WHO'LL TRY TO GET A HANDOUT FROM THE NEW MILLIONAIRE
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Steve Hawking
Donald Trump
Roger Ailes
Billo Reilly
Ann "Douche Bag" Coulter
Glenn Beck
Warren Buffet
Sean "Ins" Hannity
David Iain Greig and The Boys at talk,origin
Lady Gaga
Christie O'Donnell
Charley Darwin's great-great grandkids
Richard Dawkins
Wall Street Industrial Averages
mithsonian Institution
Penn State University
Rupert Murdoch
Mitt Romney
60 Minutes
Popeye the Sailor Man
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request)
Richard (Don't Call ME a Dick) Cheney
Harvard University
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
Al Einstein (via a seance)
Al Qaeda Al-Qaeda al-Qaida al-Qa'ida
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
Stepin Fetchit
American Association for the Advancement of Science
Sheriff Dengle -- Reno 911 Police Dept.
American Anthropological Association
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Sonia of Operation Repo
The Grim Reaper
The Howard Stern
Michael Moore
Jeff Rense
President Obama
Jeffrey Dahmer
Julian Assange
The Good Shepherd
Benny Hill
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41 (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
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Wikipedia
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Billy Graham
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Sarah Palin
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Geraldo Rivera
The Good Samaaitan
Rush LKimbaugh
Larry King (But you can call me "The")
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Wayne Clough -- Secretary of Smithsonian
Stephen Hawking
The Girls at Mustang Ranch
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Michele Bachmann
American Medical Association
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Father Guido Sarducci
Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
Satchel Paige
Viagra Mfg.Co.
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Wall Street bankers
Gen Omar Bradley (Ret.)
Forensic Files
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
U.S. Geological Survey
Taliban Federation
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Fox News
Brad Guth
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
sci.med.pathology
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Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
The Warner Brothers
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
American Journal of Pathology
Alexander Emmanuel "A-Rod" Rodriguez
Donald Rumsfeld
American Society of Primatologists
Orly Taitz
National Primate Association
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia
Chris Matthews
Rachel Maddow
Google Technicians
Michael Moore
Red Skelton
Bill Maher and His Whole Family
WikiLeaks
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Smithsonian Snack Shop staff
Time Magazine
Anderson Cooper
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Charles Manson
alt.atheism
Matthew Mark Luke and Jack