🚀 go-pugleaf

On 19 May 1997, Bobby Tendinitis wrote:

> In article <mfaville-1905971235090001@plant2.bio.waikato.ac.nz>, some 
> guy called Marty Faville thought it would be appropriate to mention:
> >
> >Hi,
> 
> Don't start with me.
> 
> >Another student in my lab is seeking any information regarding stomatal
> >response to changing root/soil temperature.  His initial literature
> >searches have yielded nothing.  Does anyone know of any publications that
> >might be of use in this regard?
> 
> My favorite flavor of telephone is usually "Yesterday Surprise".  In
> the 18th Century, I was found with my back turned, sponging off
> the silverware with a mint.  "So much for Beethoven," I whispered,
> and shuffled towards the pedestrians.  In those days, it was one
> thing to suck nickels off the driveway, but *no one* had the
> audacity to carve their name into a silhouette of George Lucas!

Not exactly true.  Ralph Sampson of the Houston Rockets did just that in
1737-- while riding around Delaware on the back of a 3-legged ostrich, no
less!!

> If and when you remove cannonballs from your sandwich, please
> spare me the details.  I live in a bowl of boiling woodwinds.

Oh, I see.  Another microcosmic salad bar from Newfoundland...  Please
insert a copy of Yuri Andropov's dental records into drive Q and press the
'insubordination' button.

> 
> -Bobby T.
> 
> 
>