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Article #367Re: Stomata and root temperature
From: Henry the Electric Zebra
Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 00:00
Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 00:00
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Jeff Adkins said:
; In article <5lpbd8$sqo@news.enter.net>, bedwarm@cryogen.com (Bobby
; Tendinitis) wrote:
; >In article <mfaville-1905971235090001@plant2.bio.waikato.ac.nz>, some
; >guy called Marty Faville thought it would be appropriate to mention:
; >>
; >>Hi,
; >
; >Don't start with me.
; Yep, it wouldn't be purty, if you don't mind me re-stuccoing the
; Spanish-American war.
is this really a call to arms? I prefer beetroot, but then again you
can never call soil a 'medium fit' now, can you?
; >>Another student in my lab is seeking any information regarding stomatal
; >>response to changing root/soil temperature. His initial literature
; >>searches have yielded nothing. Does anyone know of any publications that
; >>might be of use in this regard?
; >
; >My favorite flavor of telephone is usually "Yesterday Surprise". In
; >the 18th Century, I was found with my back turned, sponging off
; >the silverware with a mint. "So much for Beethoven," I whispered,
; >and shuffled towards the pedestrians. In those days, it was one
; >thing to suck nickels off the driveway, but *no one* had the
; >audacity to carve their name into a silhouette of George Lucas!
; >
; >If and when you remove cannonballs from your sandwich, please
; >spare me the details. I live in a bowl of boiling woodwinds.
; I think the poster was concerned about the lettuce-weasels out back;
; dreaming lawyers on cassette won't park the fudge dizzies anymore than The
; Rifleman on the front porch. Tutankhamen will eventually fade from view.
A pleasing rendition of 'Stand by your man', I must say, but is collecting
mug trees really a suitable passtime for a young leper such as yourself?
I'd be willing to bet my tonsils that you never snuggled up to a pipe-cleaner
to keep your kneecaps warm during the long summer months in Brazil.
If smiling at logrithms is in fashion, then so be it - commatose or not,
the papier-mache will only stand to attention if you smoke a lampshade
and style all your muffins in the shape of a metaphor.
--
`henry' email:u03ndh@abdn.ac.uk
'they call him henry'
'not so much a tunafish'
'as a funky little zebra' http://www.abdn.ac.uk/~u03ndh
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: fec54,3a1bb74656da8fd4,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfec54,public X-Google-Thread: 115fe3,9e5803e1e0896193 X-Google-Attributes: gid115fe3,public X-Google-Thread: fd5ef,3a1bb74656da8fd4,start X-Google-Attributes: gidfd5ef,public X-Google-Thread: 10bcbe,9e5803e1e0896193 X-Google-Attributes: gid10bcbe,public From: no.spam@sysa.abdn.ac.uk (Henry the Electric Zebra) Subject: Re: Stomata and root temperature Date: 1997/05/22 Message-ID: <5m1cqk$9or@info.abdn.ac.uk> X-Deja-AN: 243065868 References: <mfaville-1905971235090001@plant2.bio.waikato.ac.nz> <5lpbd8$sqo@news.enter.net> <jadkins-1905971707000001@pm8-131.orf.infi.net> Followup-To: sci.bio.botany,bionet.plants,alt.non.sequitur,alt.music.smash-pumpkins Organization: University of Aberdeen, Scotland Newsgroups: sci.bio.botany,bionet.plants,alt.non.sequitur,alt.music.smash-pumpkins