🚀 go-pugleaf

Hmm.... you can get these things at a slaughterhouse, you say.  That gives
me an idea for a business.  Make the bezoars into pills and sell them to
"health food" stores.  Yeah, that's the ticket, make Vitamin C + Rose Hips +
Bezoar tablets.  And print up some outrageous pamphlets describing how
almost all diseases are caused by accumulation of toxins in the body,
which bezoars absorb and remove.  (Of course these are provided separately
to the store owners for purely informational purposes to avoid having the
FDA claim I'm selling a drug.)