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A guy in a black mask holds up a hand with a plaid sock on it.

Growly voice: "Hi! I'm Terry Adams of Shimadzu!!"

And holds up the other hand with a pink frilly sock on it.

Squeeky voice: "And I'm Peggy Daidakis from the Baltimore Convention 
Center!!"

Growly: "We're good friends, even though we don't know each other.  
Really!"

Squeeky: "We just have so much in common.  We both like to make lots 
of newsgroup messages from Baltimore libraries, admitting to all the 
crimes and abuse that we and our employers have done."

The guy in the mask stands on one foot and holds up the other, wearing
a black sock.

Whiny voice: "Hi! I'm Shingo Takimoto! And I -"

Growly: "No, I'M Takimoto!"

Squeeky: "No, you're Terry Adams!"

Growly: "Oh yeah, I'm Terry. I forgot there for a second."

Whiny: "I could be Ed Tildon instead. Or Kurt Schmoke's son."

Squeeky: "It doesn't matter."

Whiny: "Anyway. We have NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER. We just quote
each other 'cause we're all so much smarter than everyone else, and we
all post from Baltimore libraries about what jerks we are."

Muffled voice: "Hi guys! What's happening out there?!"

Squeeky voice: "Shut up, Mark! Nothing! Go away!" The pink sock dives 
into the masked guy's pants pocket.

Muffled voice: "In days of old when knights were bold, and condoms 
weren't - MFFFFFfffff!!"

Growly voice: "Oh-oh. Maybe we should take a break. But we'll be back 
soon with more important confessions!!"

The guy in the mask hops away, hand in pocket.