🚀 go-pugleaf

Mark Thorson <nospam@sonic.net> wrote in
news:47EEBC01.33A1D52F@sonic.net: 

> Mark A. Kukucka wrote:
>> 
>> In the most recent post, Koichi Tanaka only listed two of the
>> three 2008 Pittcon Editor's Award Winners, none of whom were
>> Shimadzu, which also goes by the name SHIT-madzu in this
>> newsgroup. So I'd like to note the full list that Shimadzu
>> didn't make, namely: 
> 
> Is it any wonder you're unemployable, Mark?
> 
> Any employer would have to be completely nuts
> to hire someone with your record with regard
> to how you harass your former employers such
> as Shimadzu and Belfort Instruments.
> 

Let's not forget the railing against the City of Baltimore and 
Ryland Homes, too.  You don't have to be a former employer to enjoy 
being a target of Markie's poison keyboard.  (Well, actually not -
his- keyboard, more like Baltimore County public library's 
keyboard).

Isn't the Internet wonderful?  In past times if one behaved as 
Markie does, one's former employer might make quiet arrangements 
for one to have an unfortunate meeting with an off-duty policeman.  
Or one might be shipped off to a public institution where one would 
be fed, clothed, and allowed to mutter to the walls in benign 
neglect.  Nowadays, in the aftermath of Miranda and Reaganomics, 
off-duty policemen work as night-club bouncers and those nice 
institutions are repurposed to make homes for the likes of 
Lucasfilm.

In our new era of political correctness, people like Markie roam 
the Internet, pushing their stolen shopping carts piled high with 
the debris of their deranged lives.  You can't deny them access to 
the public libraries, and if they still retain enough coherency to 
use a keyboard, access to unmoderated newsgroups as well.  (OK, OK, 
I'm pushing it a bit to say that Markie's postings are coherent).

On the other hand, the City of Baltimore owns a lot of snowplows.  
If I were Markie, I wouldn't venture out on the street during a 
blinding snowstorm... Watch your back, Markie!

With love,

Your good buddy George