How to make artificial sperm?

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From: G.K. Konnig
Date: Sun, 12 Sep 2004 02:22

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My balls were stolen by a gay mutated alien from outer space and now I
cannot produce semen anymore.

Does anyone have the chemical formula for human sperm/semen, so that I
can create artificial balls with artificial semen for me?

Please help!

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