How much acid do I need to dissolve my penis?

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3 total messages Started by Gerry Lintonice Wed, 12 Oct 2005 04:24

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Author: Gerry Lintonice
Date: Wed, 12 Oct 2005 04:24

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I no longer want my penis, because he is destroying my life.

How much acid do I need to dissolve him for good?

Re: How much acid do I need to dissolve my penis?

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Author: damian drazdauskas(at)durham ac ...
Date: Wed, 12 Oct 2005 10:17

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around 500 ml of sulphuric acid should do the job be careful not to 
spill as you may loose a leg * Leanne

Re: How much acid do I need to dissolve my penis?

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Author: damian drazdauskas(at)durham ac ...
Date: Wed, 12 Oct 2005 10:19

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the last message was meant as a joke it would probably kill you so not 
the best of ideas if you hate that particular part of your body there 
are certain operations that are alot safer. And to be honest alot more sane!

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