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Shameless Plug

Mike Lalonde, owner of Lalonde Custom Plastics, spends much of his time in
an airplane. But he is not flying, he is working on the interior of the
plane and applying everything he has learned in life to get the job done.

Lalonde is a machinist, designer, woodworker and plastics manufacturer. The
extensive, wide array of skills he has adds up to create a man who is
working his dream.

"I am doing something I have always wanted to do," says Lalonde. "It is a
dream come true."

Lalonde does vacuum forming of thermal plastics, and began in the vacuum
business when he was with Thompson Technologies as an interim mechanical
engineer. The company brought in a vacuum machine and asked Lalonde to
operate it.


 782 Lasalle Blvd
 Sudbury, Ontario
 Canada


 Resume
 Dob: March 13, 1973


 Bilingual


 OBJECTIVE: To secure a position in a growing agency as an accountant


 PROFESSIONAL DESGINATION:


 Chartered Accountant, August 1995
 - Passed Uniform Final Examination on firrst attempt in 1995


 WORK EXPERIENCE


 KPMG, Staff Accountant 1995 to present


 EDUCATION


 Bachelor of Business Administration, August 1993
 Laurentian University
 Sudbury, Ontario
 - Graduated with an A average


 Certified General Accountant
 Laurentian University
 Sudbury, Ontario.
 C.G. A. designation 1995


 UNIVERSITY OF WESTERN ONTARIO
 LL.B. London, Ontario, 1985


 COMPUTER SKILLS


 - Microsoft Office, Windows 2000, Powerpoint
 - Working knowledge of SAP (R/3) developeed through consulting work for
 clients.
 - Accpac


 EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES


 - Prepared tax returns for low-income individuals as volunteer for
 Revenue
 Canada tax clinic 1999-present
 - Computer programming and webpage designn
 - Exploring abandoned places
 - Guitar


 REFERENCES


Available Upon Request


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> Country Song Title:)
>
>              I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
>              ----------------------------------------
>
>     Tom and Linda were driving their car behind Lorena Bobbit on
>     the day she cut her husband's penis off. When she threw it out
>     the window, it hit Tom's windshield.
>
>     Tom turned the windshield wipers on, cleared the mess, turned
>     to Linda and said, "Did you see the dick on that bug?"
>
>
>
> For the past two years on Wall Street, I have monitored
> employee Internet email, using homegrown snarf code.
>
> Monitored by keyword spotting software with keyword spotting exclusion
logic.
>
> I call this software: the Internet Risk Management Analytics.
>
> The NSA calls theirs DICTIONARY.
>
> The results of monitoring were stunning.
>
> Absolutely stunning.
>
>
> If you would like a full copy of the tail, email me with Subject line
"Request
> Monitoring Tale". It is in the form of a complaint against Salomon
Brothers.
>
> I went public with it after the five attempts to handle the problem
internal
> to Salomon failed, and then the SEC failed to even contact me about the
> complaint.
>
> Anyway, I take advantage of the screwed up situation to explain to you
what
> it means to be monitored by powerful keyword monitoring software.
>
> All company names are real.
>
> All people's names in security incident reports are changed, as are any
> proprietary data/numbers.
>
> Any personal-personal traffic (the person's own words with outside
friends)
> is changed so it is not the actual traffic that went across, but it will
have
> the same visceral-word impact as the original.
>
> Picture yourself inside a company. You are an office worker. Like everyone
> else you have a desktop computer. It is on the company n
>
>