🚀 go-pugleaf

with a spikey mohawk haircut
    coloured pink, green, orange and yellow.
 
    The old digger kept looking over his newspaper at him.
 
    Finally the young bloke spat the dummy, and yelled at the
    elderly gent, "What the f......k are you looking at you silly
    old bastard, haven't you ever done anything outrageous yourself ?
 
    As cool as a cucumber the old digger put down his paper and said,
 
    "I screwed a parrot once, and I was wondering if you were my son"


Actually, I consider the people to have fired themselves.

It's weird when you're on the controlling side: I almost started putting
skull stickers on my terminal for each 'kill'. Thought it would be funny.


                  (Real Country Song Title:)
 
             I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
             ----------------------------------------
 
    Tom and Linda were driving their car behind Lorena Bobbit on
    the day she cut her husband's penis off. When she threw it out
    the window, it hit Tom's windshie