🚀 go-pugleaf

James Crow wrote:
> As you all know, you can't be a blatant nigger-hater in the office these
> days.  You'll get in all kinds of trouble.  Hell, people will give you a
> funny look if they even THINK that you're implying something racist.  So if
> you've a nig or two working in close proximity (within 100 yards) of you,
> what can you do?  If you're a good racist, you can't do nothing.
>
> Anti-nigger tactic #1:  Go trashing.
> How:  Collect the nigger's trash for him.  Really.  Take it back to
> your desk and read all the papers, and you'll discover all sorts of things
> about the nigger, like where it lives, phone numbers, bank account numbers,
> you name it.
> Why:  You can use the info to take your racist activities away from
> work, thereby avoiding some of the trouble your employer might cause.
> Precautions:  Wear gloves.  Be sure to dump the trash in a trash can
> where you don't normally put trash.  Better yet, use a trash can that lots
> of people use, such as the one in the bathroom.
>
> Anti-nigger tactic #2:  Erase his computer.
> How:  Does the nigger have a computer?  Fuck it up.  You can buy a
> rare Earth magnet online for less than $10.  Those things are so strong
> that if you hold one up next to a PC, it will erase the hard disk.
> Why:  Do you how much of a pain in the ass it is to fix a fucked up
> hard disk?  Sure you do.
> Precautions:  Try to make up a legitimate excuse for being near the
> nigger's computer while the nigger is either away or won't be paying close
> attention.  You only a few seconds to rub the magnet against the PC case.
>
> Anti-nigger tactic #3:  Cybersex.
> How:  If the nigger is too stupid to log out of his computer, get on
> there and surf a few kiddie porn sites.  Go download a bunch of pictures of
> naked kids and stuff.  Mail one to the boss.  Mail some to a bunch of
> random people from his address list, if he has one.
> Why:  This should be obvious.
> Precautions:  Wear thin latex gloves.  This is best done when nobody
> is around, like on a weekend or at night, because you'll need a good
> fifteen minutes at least.  And you don't want somebody to look at the
> timestamps on the Internet logs or the email and figure out who was sitting
> at the PC (you) at the time.
>
> Anti-nigger tactic #4:  Document destruction.
> How:  Does the nigger keep papers or books near the desk?  Take
> some.  Not all of them, or you'll make the nigger suspicious -- just one
> book or half a dozen papers.  Shred it.  Shred it all, and then dump the
> pieces in various garbage cans all over the building.  Use a crosscut
> shredder if you can find one.
> Why:  This is bound to cost the nigger plenty of worry and trouble,
> especially if the papers were important.
> Precautions:  Don't "borrow" the books or papers.  Steal them.  Just
> make sure nobody's looking, and make sure nobody sees you carrying them.
> And try to be casual when you're throwing away the pieces, like you're just
> tossing any old trash.
>
> Anti-nigger tactic #5:  Security.
> How:  Let's say you can't perform tactics 2 - 4 because the nigger
> locks up his computer, books, papers, etc.  Well, why don't you help the
> nigger secure his precious office belongings?  Unbend a paper clip and use
> it to cram small pieces of tinfoil into the keyholes on the locks.  Squirt
> a little superglue in there, too, if you want.
> Why:  They're going to have a HELL of a time getting those locks
> open, if the locks are any good.  They will probably have to break them.
> And between the time the locks are broken and fixed/replaced, you might
> have time to perform tactics 2 - 4 above.
> Precautions:  Stuff the tinfoil as quickly as possible while
> nobody's looking.  It should only take you about a second.  The glue squirt
> will take longer, if you decide to do that, so make sure you have extra
> time for that part -- and don't be messy with the glue.  One little drop in
> the keyhole is plenty.

Most employers just "grin and bear it" when stuck with an incompetent
negro employee. Managers in the Civil Service are totally terrorized by
the Affirmative Action police.

Jay