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In article <1992Sep2.022653.28657@u.washington.edu>, grimjack@milton.u.washington.edu (Leslie Basel) writes...
> 

>I am not really sure who it was who came up with this redefinition of
>the 3 laws but I like 'em anyhow:

>  1) You can't win,
> 
>  2) You can't break even,
> 
>  3) You can't get out of the game.
> 
>Rodger Coghlan
> 

       At the end of our first semester p-chem course, after many weeks 
       thermodynamics, phase diagrams, enthalpy & entropy, our prof
       gave us this summary of the 3 Laws:


   First Law of Thermodynamics:  You can't win.

   Second Law of       "         You can break even only if you
                                   work at absoloute zero.

   Third Law of        "         You can't work at absolute zero.


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