🚀 go-pugleaf

On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 16:38:23 -0700 FunkyPunk FieldEffectTrollsistor
<FunkShunPoignter@yermomma.org> wrote in Message id:
<dgigr492ml3tb5di35cumma8cq0ghjnhf9@4ax.com>:

>On Wed, 11 Mar 2009 08:18:18 -0400, Bill Palmer <Biiil@none.not> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:21:54 -0700 DarkMatter
>><DarkMatter@thebarattheendoftheuniverse.org> wrote in Message id:
>><0qmcr4hvk5ou8vou128uljiocpcpfspmpa@4ax.com>:
>>
>>>On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:53:20 -0400, Bill Palmer <Biiil@none.not> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Gosh, would we!
>>>
>>>
>>>  Usenet is no place for dopes that say "gosh".
>>
>>
>>Don't like it? Too bad. Stamp your little foot, then go eat toothpaste and
>>hold your breath until you turn blue.
>
>  It has nothing to do with whether I like it or not.  It shows you for
>the pussy boy that you are. The case of foot stamping is more likely with
>a "gosh dope" 

Everyone's entitled to be stupid, But you're abusing the privilege, fucko.

>like you than a drill sgt type like me.

<GUFFAW!>

I've heard rumors you're a model for garden gnomes. Is that true?

>Bwuahahahahaha!

Translation:  "I'm totally brain dead now, and can't think of anything
even remotely clever to say, but I must reply anyway.  Oh yeah... I almost
forgot to laugh at my own lameness again... Bwuahahahahaha!!"

>>
>>>  Get off Mommy's computer, boy.
>>
>>Fuck Off
>
>  Ooooo  struck a nerve!  Hahahaha!

I'll bet that the last time you took an IQ test the results were negative.

>> - you're a miserable gimp drooling over a keyboard, leaving
>>greasy nose prints on the screen.
>
>  You're a retarded little cotton mouthed pussy, wishing you knew how to
>drool at all, leaving greasy pussy boy messages in Usenet.

I see you're still a complete fuckwit incapable of any decent retort. You
are a useless bag of pus, a festering sore oozing offal unto usenet. But
that isn't bad enough, you are really fucking boring.

> My screen is 2.  One is 24" and the other is 46", and my nose is about 3
>feet away at any given time.. from the small screen. The larger screen is
>even farther away.  So much for your retarded little pussy boy prods.

Instead of bragging about stuff you wish you had and could afford, why
don't spend your time trying to figure out how to get your piss in the
toilet bowl without sitting down?

>> Who are you to tell anyone what to do, you whimpering little shit
>>colony?
>
>  Someone that is mile above a whimpering, quivering little descending
>colon like you. You are not only full of shit, but you also sling it all
>over the world.

The only shit around here is what you ingested for breakfast. This would
account for why you hang around here beating your gums in a attempt to
loosen the crusted fecal matter from around your mouth.

>  Go away, anus face.
>
>  Bwuahahahahahahahahaha!

OK dum-dum, here's what you need to do, and the sooner the better:
1. Carefully undo the stitching from the rear of your plush head.  Put
the sturdy clear thread aside for later use.
2. Using your fingers, remove any white fluffy polyester puffballs you
find inside.  Discard puffballs out of the reach of children or pets.
3. Fill head-cloth with slightly undercooked Betty Crocker Instant
Mashed Potatoes made with a bit too much milk.
4. Stitch up head.  Clean potatoes from any surface.
5. In a very animated and silly goose-step, march toward the first law
enforcement officer you see.
6. Begin screaming "HELP ME," then remove your right eyeball.  Squeeze
your head, pelting the cop with potatoes.
7. Sit in prison reliving your bitter defeat for six months.
8. Repeat as necessary.