🚀 go-pugleaf

Brandon D Cartwright wrote:
> On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 14:48:44 -0400, coyote <no@spam.here> wrote:
> 
>> Brandon D Cartwright wrote:
>>> On Tue, 01 May 2007 04:01:58 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:26:28 -0700, Brandon D Cartwright
>>>> <user@example.net> spat on Rhonda Lea Kirk, then wrote:
>>>>
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>>>>
>>>> My mum's garden needs fertilising.
>>> I'm sorry, I should have mentioned he is pretty toxic.
>>>
>>> Plants die if he even breathes on them.
>>> Used as fertilizer he  would kill all plant life in a one square mile
>>> area.
>>>
>> Oh, excellent, I need some weed-killer. Ive got an infestation of 
>> dandelions and thistles I need to wipe out.
> 
> That is what you would feed him.

Sounds like I have a home for him, then. I could house him under the deck...


>> Id like to bid, please. Several bags of dog-crap are available, as well 
>> as some used motor oil.
> 
> second hand dog crap
> 
> Hmm

Tempting, no? It is also nicely ripened by virtue of having sat in the 
sun for a week or so.

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~coyote