🚀 go-pugleaf

Alan Rutlidge wrote:
> 
> "Michael A. Terrell" <mike.terrell@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:43D44B01.F804ACF2@earthlink.net...
> > Phil Allison wrote:
> >>
> >> "Michael A. Terrell"
> >>
> >> ( snip schizoid OT rant )
> >>
> >> **  This dumb as shit asshole is psychotic.
> >
> >
> >   Are you looking in the mirror again?  Truthfully, anyone calling you
> > dumb as shit is an insult to shit.  At least shit has a reason to exist.
> 
> Careful now.  Who's gonna fix the toasters in Summer Hill if Phil isn't
> around? :P


   I doubt that any of them would ever be able to eat toast again if
they knew what he was really doing with their toasters after he "Fixed"
them.


> >>  No wonder he was kicked out of the armed forces.
> >>
> >> ........  Phil
> >
> >
> >   Now, now, you tired old woman, you don't get a DD-214 if you are
> > kicked out of the US military.  BTW, is it really true that your first
> > words were, "Hello sailor, I give you a great time!"?
> 
> Hmmmm..... I've always wondered about our Phil.  Perhaps the above may be
> one more tid bit that gives credibility to the ongoing rumours?



   Is it true that he was banned from going within 1000 meters of all
military bases in his homeland?


> Somehow me thinks Phil would have been rejected for military service, albeit
> he was probably old enough to have be conscripted for National Service
> during the latter part of the Vietnam conflict.  He still hasn't completely
> clarified the circumstances surrounding his sudden departure from his
> university studies.  But that's another story.  Maybe the two are somehow
> connected?


   Most branches of the US military would love to break him, both
physically and mentally. They need at least one grade "A" moron and
loser to use as a bad example to the other recruits.  They would have a
ball making his life a living hell.  If he survived basic they would
have likely made a real man out of him, and if he wasn't his MOS would
have been "Mine detector" where they get rid of a loser like Phil by
dumping him into a mine field with nothing more that a sharp stick to
find his way out.  Of course, after he's blown up by a misstep they will
make a nice report in his records so that it would appear that he did
the right thing at least ONE time in his life.

-- 
Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to
prove it.
Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida