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Lionel wrote:
> On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:11:08 -0500, John Fields
> <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote:
> 
>> On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:00:24 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 17:36:55 -0500, John Fields
>>> <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:10:57 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 16:49:05 -0500, John Fields
>>>>> <jfields@austininstruments.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:35:53 +1000, Lionel <usenet@imagenoir.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> Yes, believe it or not. I wouldn't fall off my chair in shock if he
>>>>>>> were to admit to still being a virgin.
>>>>>> ---
>>>>>> Five grandchildren.
>>>>> Never heard of adoption, step-children, artifical insemination or
>>>>> extra-marital affairs? 
>>>> ---
>>>> Artificial insemination requires masturbation, which technically
>>>> obviates voluntary virginity.
>>> I doubt that yours would be voluntary.
>>>
>>>>   Extra-marital sex inherently implies
>>>> the loss of virginity because of that loss in the original marriage.
>>> Marriages aren't always consummated, John.
>> ---
>> Still, the extra-marital fling does away with virginity unless the
>> fling is platonic.
> 
> You thought I was talking about /you/ having an affair? - That
> figures.
> 
>>>> You just don't know what the fuck you're talking about, do you? ;)
>>> ...sayd the dweeb who thinks that masturbation cures virginity.
>> ---
>> It doesn't?
> 
> Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, dude.
> 
>>>>> I can see that you're not all that clear on the mechanics of the
>>>>> process.
>>>> ---
>>>> Oh yeah, the old in-and-out... It's so hard to figure out...
>>>> ---
>>>>
>>>>>> The oldest starting college next year.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And you?
>>>>> Are you asking me about my sex life (pretty damn good lately), whether
>>>>> I have any kids, or whether I have any grandkids?
>>>> ---
>>>> Certainly not the first, since it matters little to me whether your
>>>> local pound has seen fit to open its doors to overnight conjugal
>>>> visitors.
>>> *snort* Like most men, I'd be lying if I claimed to have never woken
>>> up next to a few woofers, but most of the women I've been involved
>>> with have been very attractive, & quite a few have been gorgeous.
>>> Eg; <http://lo.ve.ly/gallery/Usenet/LK0M4204_135mm> with whom I had my
>>> 4th anniversary a couple of months ago.
>> ---
>> Goddam, Lionel, what's it like to go through life with only one arm?
> 
> Okay, on this one, I'll cheerfully admit that I don't have the
> faintest idea what you're trying to say. If it was intended to be an
> insult of some sort, you might want to rephrase it.
> 
>>>> Other than that, I would be interested in knowing what overhead
>>>> you've foisted on the planet.
>>> Sure. One son, so far. And how many biological children do you have,
>>> Johnny?
>> ---
>> Five, and five grandchildren.
> 
> Any of the paternity tests come back positive?
He's a real man Loonel, not a poofter like you.

Suck any Kangaroos today?
> 
>>>>>> ---
>>>>>> Like I said earlier, "When the joke's on you, it seldom seems
>>>>>> funny."
>>>>> Well, seeing as something like five different posters have posted to
>>>>> that part of the thread, & you're the only one who thought it was
>>>>> funny, I know which possibility /I'd/ bet on.
>>>> ---
>>>> Why am I not surprised?  The inability to perceive humor doesn't
>>>> mean that humor doesn't exist, all it means is that you're so full
>>>> of yourselves that you can't step outside of yourselves and laugh at
>>>> your own foibles.
>>>>
>>>> That is, it's always funny when you get to laugh at someone else's
>>>> foolishness, but it's never funny when they get to laugh at yours,
>>>> eh?
>>> Oh, every now & then someone makes one at my expense that I can't help
>>> but laugh at. It doesn't seem at all likely that it's something you'll
>>> ever achieve, SwirlyBoi.
>> ---
>> We'll see, Nellie. :-)
> 
> Go for your life, Swirly. If I get bored, I'll just stop replying to
> you directly.
But ya won't stop nibbling on his tip. Yer too c0ck addicted.
>