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mr_taxman@my-dejanews.com wrote:

> Pres, MF, cons, oral, mast, voy, strange (cigar), phone, true, math, bio,
> phys, chem
>
> Thank god 4 Ken Starr. He only makes $118,000 a year as a "special"
> prosecutor and has only spent over $44.4 MILLION in TAXPAYERS' hard-earned
> money

Yup.  $44.4 million, part on Lewinsky, part on filegate, part on Whitewater, etc.
etc., OH!  And part on asserting Executive priveledge and
avoiding...ooopps...that was Clinton.  Sorry, my mistake.

> 2 produce the best PORN in history!!!

Clinton produced it, Starr simply covered the story.  Like the newsman writing
the facts.

> As a "special" public service 2
> the American people and our friends and enemies around the World, we have
> provided links to the best, the juiciest, the most salacious parts of Ken
> Starr's masturbatory masterpiece (courtesy of the Library of Congress'
> server).

Don't forget the really juicy parts...like Clinton threatening firing of SS
agents if they breathe a word, like Clinton attempting to get Betty Curry to
illegally purger herself.  Those are the parts I like best.

> So what if innocent people like Chelsea Clinton get hurt?!

Perhaps her father shouldn't have hurt her?

> Write
> your U.S. Congressman and Senator

Already have....it was titled "Please vote to impeach the scumbag!"

> 'cause we need 2 SPEND MO' TAXPAYERS' MONEY

I'd rather have it go toward Starr's investigation than toward paying the
salaries of a President who was too busy in the back room that he could not be
located for 9 minutes.  Thank God someone's finger wasn't on the button during
those 9 minutes, we'd be history.

> 2 impeach Clinton 4 for lying 2 protect his family

Impeach Clinton for illegally purgering himself...

> and 4 getting 10
> CONSENSUAL blow jobs

...performing personal (albeit immoral) business on taxpayer time and in the
office the taxpayers pay for...

> + 1 (Cuban?) cigar from a 22-year-old ADULT woman

...from a person in his employ, which is what it's about.  Sexual
harrassment...or is Paula Jones not guaranteed the same legal rights as any
employee?  Not too fair when those deposed purger themselves...

> (=
> over $4 MILLION per blow-by-blowjob in TAXPAYERS' $$$).

Less if Clinton did not unethically assert one bogus priveledge after another...

> This is NOT "just
> about sex."

Of course not!  Clinton denies having sex, therefore it cannot be about sex.

> This is NOT "just about Republican anti- Clintonite politicians
> like Dan 'scumbag' Burton or Helen Chenoweth trying to get re-elected despite
> their own extramarital affairs.

He did not lie under oath.  Albeit he should resign and show Clinton what a
"real" man does.

> " This is NOT about "Whitewater, travelgate,
> FBI filegate.

This is just the tip of the iceberg.