Re: How to design the perfect electronic sex-slave ???

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From: Rich The Newsgroup Wacko
Date: Mon, 13 Jun 2005 16:16

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On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 22:39:45 -0700, John Smith top-posted:

> Tristan:
> 
> As I see it, you have two choices:
> 
> 1) find the fountain of youth so you will be able to await the 
> development of such.
> 
> 2) settle for a $10.00 "Crank-Ho" and accept the inevitable diseases 
> that come with this choice.

Just use condoms, and you should be relatively safe unless you start
using her needle IV.

There are also inflatables - I wouldn't be surprised to find that
some clever fellow has installed some sort of talking chip circuit
into one of them by now. "OOohhh! Feels so good!" "Oh, you're so
big!" and so on. ;-)

> 
> "Tristan Beeline" <mist_distance@hotmail.com> wrote in message 
> news:55f4364e.0506121947.77e3ad11@posting.google.com...
>>I need to build an artificial sex-slave, because real humans are not
>> interested in my withered, old body.
>>
>> What do I need ?

-- 
Cheers!
Rich
 ------
"The more I learn about women, the more I love my dog."

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