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>>I heard on the radio last night (at about 3 a.m.) that the navy was
>>going to do a test on EMP by causing a similar voltage effect out over
>>the ocean to see if a ship's communication systems would get zapped.
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>The navy is playing with the unknown.. How can they simulate the EMP caused
>by a nuclear explosion with out a nuclear explosion?  

You get an aircraft carrier, see, and put carpet all over the landing deck.
Then serve a big dinner on deck, with Exlax slipped into the food.  Afterward
you have a big dance, so everybody scuffs their feet a lot and builds up a 
humongous static charge.  When the Exlax takes effect, all 2000 of the crew
will reach for the same doorknob at the same time, giving off a huge EMP.

Mil STD EMP as per DOC 1492-4423-A.

Stu Bell
HP Colorado IC Division

	"Sleep machine?  Yeah, that's it in the corner there."