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In article <1990Jul7.094106.1004@uoft02.utoledo.edu>
cscon143@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:

>	Hi!  This is my first posting.  I know this may sound a
>	little weird but every once and a while while reading a
>	electronics magazine I run across an ad for plans for
>	an anti-gravity device.  I was wondering if anyone has
>	every got a hold of these plans and built one.  Any
>	comments?

This is your lucky day!

  Anti-gravity technology has existed for quite some time, and
if your EE professor hasn't yet described it to you in Circuits 101,
complain to the dean NOW so that he can correct this oversight.

  As a service to the net, I'm selling my anti-gravity field
generator.  And I don't mean some two-bit electromagnetic
levitator -- I mean the Real Thing.   Here's the schematic:

                            ______\/
                           / \    /\  Anti-Grav Field Antenna
                          /   )
      Flux             -----   )    
      Capacitor  -->  -----     )  <-- Magnetic Monopole Inductor
                       /         \
                      /____(T)____\  <-- Tachyon detector
  100% Bug-free       \           /
  Totally Secure       \         / +
  Computer Controller   \__  ------  
                --->    |__|  ---  <--  Cold-Fusion battery
                          \   /
                           \_/
           Figure 1 -- Antigravity Field Generator
     (arranged in balanced "Brooklyn Bridge" configuration)

  By carefully adjusting the Flux Capacitor and Magnetic Monopole Inductor
until the Tachyon Detector is nulled, you can generate an anti-gravity
field which will levitate you, as well as effectively jam nearby Police
radar.  (I'm not sure which bands it jams -- follow-up to rec.autos and
rec.ham-radio to get the complete answer.)

  Call me at 1-800-QUIK-CKT for ordering information and more complete
specifications.  Or read H.G. Wells.  Or watch that sneaker commercial
featuring the winner of the "IEEE Award for Improving the Public Image of
Engineers and Scientists" -- know what I mean?

-- Rob Levene

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