🚀 go-pugleaf

This is a serious request... but it does involve the possible death
or severe harm to another human being.  If said possibility (for a good
cause, as will be explained) bothers you, please hit ^n^ now (regardless
of your feelings towards a good cause).



Okay.

Last semester, my bedroom window was broken twice by drunken hooligans
(yes, I drink, but I don^t get violent).  The cops were completely 
unhelpful, and my landlord has refused to fix my window. January^s are
_cold_ in D.C. (M.D. College Park).

[pause for 3 1/2 weeks out of the country on break]

Twice in two nights people have found it amusing to piss on my bedroom
window (^It^s that fag^s window!^  ^Let^s piss on him!^  [my sexual
orientation shouldn^t matter, if it does, ignore this now.])  Resulting
tonight on liquid getting sprayed on my face -- teach me to open the window
while I suspect vandalism (chemical analysis is NOT pending -- I took a
shower).

My Project is: wire my bedroom window^s screen for 110 volts.  I could
rig a detector and flash camera for less, but at this point, money is
no object, and time is critical.  Can you (yes, you), help?

If not, go ahead and post. If you can, please send e-mail.  Remember,
^Think of it as evolution in action.^

Nick (my quote key is broken) Vargish
(bander@cscwam.umd.edu)