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In article <4geqa4$ea7@ixnews6.ix.netcom.com>, dr.itus@ix.netcom.com(Dr
Alexander Grey) writes:

>The smell of coffee annoys me. The vapor gets into my nose and my
>sinuses hurt. THe vapor also contains caffiene which is hazardous to my
>health. We need to get the government involved and ban public drinking
>of coffee. 

I agree.  You know what really bugs me?  The sun.  It's so bright it makes
my eyes hurt when I stare at it. I get sunburned sometimes which is bound
to give me skin cancer.  I think I itch already.  We need to ban the
outdoors in public places for all of us because the sun is just so
irritating to me.  You don't understand how irritating it is!  Other times
I try to sleep late and the damn sun comes through my window and wakes me
up.  I am suffering sleep deprivation now.  You don't understand how
annoying sleep deprivation is!  It makes me crazy!  I'm bound to kill
someone, which is hazardous to their health AND annoying.  Don't make me
go on a killing rampage because we haven't outlawed the sun in public
places.  Birds annoy me too.  You don't understand how irritating they
are!  One day while driving 140mph down Colfax dodging the idiots who stop
for stoplights, a big white piece of bird shit hit my windshield and
nearly caused me to wipe out.  Birds are dangerous!  We need kill all
birds that shit in public places or box-train them or surgically alter
their bowels somehow to make their shit translucent.  
   -McJeezus

Reason #168 why I am glad I moved from Boulder to Denver:  The Smoking
Law.