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If a perpetual motion machine was actually working, the inventor would be
lucky if it would overcome losses from friction between surfaces, air
resistance, mechanical wear and still keep going. The perfect perpetual
motion machine could be rated as 100%. By definition, it would have to run
forever with no maintenance. 

But even that wouldn't be useful for more than a toy. It's energy source
would have to supply over 100% . Any load placed on this ideal perpetual
motion machine would overcome it's perfect, 100%, perpetual movement, the
energy output would drop off, maybe instantly. The only hope would be to
capture the energy on "spin-down", if there was enough to be useful. 

Has a perpetual motion machine been constructed that meets or exceeds my 
"100%" definition? Like, 100.00000000001%, 110%, 900%? What could current 
attempts be rated? Is there a better way to measure this? Some car 
advertisements say "aerodynamic drag so low only a few horsepower 
required at 55 MPH". An ideal car with zero drag or mechanical friction 
on a perfectly flat, straight road and no traffic could be shut off and 
run forever. In reality, moving parts wear out, and arent perfectly 
machined. Road surfaces range from mild friction to impacts that pop 
tires/bend rims/break ball joints. Now try actually towing a trailer with 
a 100% perpetual motion machine powered vehicle! Your own body in the 
driver seat would run it down, as well as the weight of the car body and 
engine and engine internal parts. 

I sell perpetual motion upgrade kits for all cars & trucks. Just mail me 
your engine, postage prepaid with $600 and have somebody push you up to 
the desired speed. Guaranteed 100% efficient! I recommend the upgrade 
especially for new cars with high-performance V8 or 12-cylinder 
engines...please include all accessories, drivetrain parts, electrical 
accessories, or go all out and ship the whole car to me for only $300 
more...save all the excess weight! 

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