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Re: Engineering Humor

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From: Jose' Luis B. Borbinha
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1992 15:36
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conor@lion.inmos.co.uk (Conor O'Neill) writes:
: In article <13120@ns-mx.uiowa.edu> haferman@l_eld09.icaen.uiowa.edu (Jeff Haferman) writes:
: >From article <GERRY.92Jun22192347@onion.cmu.edu>, by gerry@cmu.edu (Gerry Roston):
: >> There are, of course, the engineer/physicist/mathematician jokes...
: 
: There are a mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer in a room.
: They are asked to prove or disprove the statement "all odd numbers are prime".
: 
: The mathematician says:
: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, so by induction, all odd numbers are prime.
: 
: The physicist says:
: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is experimental error, 11 is prime...
: 
: The engineer says:
: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, 11 is prime...
: 

 There are a mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer in a room... in a
corner. In the opposit corner there is a wonderful nude girl.

 Question: If you want to move to the girl, you can walk only half of the
distance in each step. In that conditions could you catch her?

 Physicist: No, never! I can see her, but I never will catch her...

 Mathematician: Well, I think I can catch her, but only in infinit time...

 Engineer: Yeah, you're right. But I think that I'll can be, in finit time,
in an enough distance...
-- 
 Jose' Luis B. Borbinha | INESC - Inst. de Eng. de Sistemas e Computadores
  E-mail: jlb@inesc.pt  |         Rua Alves Redol, 9
  Phone:  351.1.3100305 |         Apartado 10105
  Fax:    351.1.525843  |         1017 Lisboa CODEX - PORTUGAL
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