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Article #521Re: Engineering Humor
From: Jose' Luis B. Borbinha
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1992 15:36
Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1992 15:36
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conor@lion.inmos.co.uk (Conor O'Neill) writes: : In article <13120@ns-mx.uiowa.edu> haferman@l_eld09.icaen.uiowa.edu (Jeff Haferman) writes: : >From article <GERRY.92Jun22192347@onion.cmu.edu>, by gerry@cmu.edu (Gerry Roston): : >> There are, of course, the engineer/physicist/mathematician jokes... : : There are a mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer in a room. : They are asked to prove or disprove the statement "all odd numbers are prime". : : The mathematician says: : 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, so by induction, all odd numbers are prime. : : The physicist says: : 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is experimental error, 11 is prime... : : The engineer says: : 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, 11 is prime... : There are a mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer in a room... in a corner. In the opposit corner there is a wonderful nude girl. Question: If you want to move to the girl, you can walk only half of the distance in each step. In that conditions could you catch her? Physicist: No, never! I can see her, but I never will catch her... Mathematician: Well, I think I can catch her, but only in infinit time... Engineer: Yeah, you're right. But I think that I'll can be, in finit time, in an enough distance... -- Jose' Luis B. Borbinha | INESC - Inst. de Eng. de Sistemas e Computadores E-mail: jlb@inesc.pt | Rua Alves Redol, 9 Phone: 351.1.3100305 | Apartado 10105 Fax: 351.1.525843 | 1017 Lisboa CODEX - PORTUGAL
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f8a7b,d193ae1239ae3583 X-Google-Attributes: gidf8a7b,public X-Google-Thread: 10900b,e8e3245c546860ec X-Google-Attributes: gid10900b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 1992-06-26 06:40:12 PST Newsgroups: sci.engr,eunet.jokes Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!mcsun!inesc.inesc.pt!thor!jlb From: jlb@thor.inesc.pt (Jose' Luis B. Borbinha) Subject: Re: Engineering Humor Message-ID: <1992Jun26.153620.12584@inesc.pt> Sender: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) Nntp-Posting-Host: thor.inesc.pt Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA. PORTUGAL. References: <1992Jun24.121233.2401@inmos.co.uk> Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1992 15:36:20 GMT Lines: 35