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Started by Harlan Osier
Thu, 09 Sep 2004 21:34
Engineers are EVIL, the DEVIL created them !
Author: Harlan Osier
Date: Thu, 09 Sep 2004 21:34
Date: Thu, 09 Sep 2004 21:34
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Engineers are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you are an enginner, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. So become a liberal arts major now to save your soul. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Engineers are evil, engineering is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like engineers.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
Re: Engineers are EVIL, the DEVIL created them !
Author: John Larkin
Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 15:16
Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 15:16
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On 9 Sep 2004 14:34:16 -0700, mayaegg@hotmail.com (Harlan Osier) wrote: >So become a liberal arts major now to save your soul. Excellent advice. Restaurant service can never be too good for us highly-paid, hungry engineers. John
Re: Engineers are EVIL, the DEVIL created them !
Author: Everett M. Greene
Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 19:28
Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 19:28
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mayaegg@hotmail.com (Harlan Osier) writes: > Engineers are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your > souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you are an enginner, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So become a liberal arts major now to save your soul. Do you want fries with that? > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Engineers are evil, ...especially when they become managers! > engineering is BLASPHEMY, And you don't know blasphemy until you've heard some of the words directed toward devices that don't work as they are designed to do! > only heretics and witches like engineers. My wife and son admit to be able to tolerate me. Is that close enough to "like" to make them heretics? > And heretics and witches shall BURN !
Re: Engineers are EVIL, the DEVIL created them !
Author: Brian Whatcott
Date: Sat, 11 Sep 2004 00:13
Date: Sat, 11 Sep 2004 00:13
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On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 14:50:24 -0700, John Larkin <jjlarkin@highSNIPlandTHIStechPLEASEnology.com> wrote: >On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 11:28:36 PST, mojaveg@mojaveg.iwvisp.com (Everett >M. Greene) wrote: > > >>> only heretics and witches like engineers. >> >>My wife and son admit to be able to tolerate me. Is that >>close enough to "like" to make them heretics? >> > >There is a certain kind of woman who likes guy engineers, and they are >a damned nice lot, in my opinion. Probably because we're all so darned >cute. > >Come to think about it, female engineers seem to do pretty well, too. > >Nature provides. > >John > It has been said justly, that engineers are not the favored choice of consort for partying, in fact women only really want them for getting married to... Brian W
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