🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <1994Mar3.213650.10380@ast.saic.com>,
  hilljr@jupiter.saic.com (Jay R. Hill) writes:
|> A 90's alternative to chaotic Mandelbrot Set viewing.
|>
|>                    Managed Deepzooming(TM)
|>                by Jay R. Hill, PhD, DEEPZOOM author.
|>
|>     Welcome to Managed Deepzooming(tm), a whole new way of thinking
|> about exploring deep into the Mandelbrot Set.

[and much satire deleted]

This posting was completely intended as absolute HUMOR and should not
be taken as an attack on anyone or anyone's fine programs, gifs or
.par files!  For you who may be humor challenged (you may well have
put me in yourr kill file long ago) what we do is take the exact
opposite (I love your programs and pictures) and give it a twist.  ;-)

|> - Can I be assured that my Managed Deepzooming(tm) coordinates
|> are unique?
|>
|> Your personal coordinates and magnification factor are computed by our
|> Deepzoom Coordinate Generator(tm) using your personal ID number ...

Not a joke, the program exists and is being polished up as I write...
Look in alt.binaries.pictures.fractals for example results: 04558520.gif
and 02066307.gif.

Warmly,
Jay "Not tonight honey, I may be the only one in the Deepzoom Generation" Hill
--
int m,u,e=0;float g,s,f,r,i;char*_="-moc.cias.retipuj@rjllih=lliH .R yaJ\n";
main(){for(;e<3920;){u=(256*(s=(r=.0325*(m=e%80)-2)*r+(i=.047*(e/80)-1.128)*
i)-96)*s+32*r<3?28:16+32*r+16*s<1?35:0;if(u==(s=f=0))do g=s*s-f*f+r;while((f
=2*s*f+i)*f+(s=g)*g<4&&++u<29);putchar(_[++e>3840&&m<36?35-m:m>78?36:u]);}}