🚀 go-pugleaf

> (1) For going to the toilet/rest room:

Emergency Download
Porcelain Periferal
(both from UK's Network Week - BOFH)

A lady (?) friend of mine anounces that she is going to we her hair!
The same person also calls the female genitals Beef Curtains!
 
> (2) For homosexuality:

Shirt Lifter 

> (3) For that little drip that forms on the end of a runny nose:

Dew Drop
 
> (5) For pregnant:

Up the Duff
Harry Preggers
 
> (6) For Sex:

Playing Hide the Sausage
Rumpy Pumpy
Nookie
Bonking
To Pork
Self Basting (Female Masterbation)
Flicking the Pea (as above)

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