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Re: Euphemisms

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From: Michael Girle
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 1997 00:00
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Mike Dale <mdale@ibm.net> wrote in article <345470E8.746@ibm.net>...
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> (1) For going to the toilet/rest room:
> 
> 	Gone to answer a call of nature;
> 	Gone to the Aunt;
> 	Gone to splash his boots;
> 	Gone to hold hands with his best friend;
> 	Gone to shake hands with the unemployed;
> 	Gone to do his business; (Usually applied to animals??)
> 	Gone to point Percy at the porcelain; (From the film "The adventures of
> Barry McKenzie'???)

Taking a dump?
Laying a cable?
Warming the seat?

Gimme time.  I'll remember some more.

Cheers
Michael Girle
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From: "Michael Girle" <sales@capablesoftware.com.au>
Subject: Re: Euphemisms
Date: 1997/10/27
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